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Swear to god if I fail to read the room again i'm deactivatinh

abandoned-quiche

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

bloodied-dagger

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

philip-the-nickel

For all the "its so slow and boring" reviews, Mark should release a "critic's cut" of Iron Lung that's just the regular movie, with temple run playing beside it and a Markiplier Keys Jingle-Jingle that jumpscares the audience every 5 min.

not100bees

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

senatortedcruz

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

cumpriest

so funny to me when white american christians are like “ooh i incorporate my religious trauma into my art and thats why i draw these stained glass gothic church gold multi eyed reneissance sculpture angels agnus dei” like i know your protestant southern california ass didnt have any of that. go make some art about this

deoidesign

ok

arsonsara

Damn way to read the assignment and go above and beyond.

sunshine-tattoo

the bleakness and sanitized feel of most American protestant churches really is an underused medium.

sketchy-scribs-n-doods

idk why tf the images were deemed to be ‘violating community guidelines’, but here’s what this post used to look like

kaylmao

Real Life Patch Notes:

Remaining Caffeine effect time now rolls over to next waking period

Updated friends' voice lines to more clearly indicate "Sarcasm" tone

"Little Treat" mood buff now lasts twice as long

It is now Good to pick at your skin all the time

Added ability to mute Annoying Coworker

Added 14 new species of frog

ur-favorite-fishgirl

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

picsthatmakeyougohmm

squonkcity

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

giussepimezzoalto

Picturing a "survived the Waylon Place... HOWEVER" scenario where the way Max fell and how far he fell down would've made it a lethal fall instead of a fatal one. On the way to the hospital his heart stops and he's dead for several minutes. They manage to revive him, he takes some time to heal and eventually comes back to school a few weeks later.

Everything seems fine for a while but weird shit keeps happening. Max is always disappearing from classes, things are getting destroyed, more reports of people getting injured or killed on the news. The group get a text from Max to meet him and they're convinced he's finally gonna let them have it for the prank but they get there and he's sitting down with bloodshot eyes, downs a beer in one go and is like, "so do you guys remember danny phantom"