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nude @princessplays777

metal gear solid. cats. stoner elf princess shit

#pinned #hello #me #mine #face #click those for more of me

scriabinist-deactivated20221015

thesmuttylibrarian

valtsv

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

valtsv

playstationpark

Game Informer #307, November 2018 - ‘Dreams’ cover.

kronicfairie-deactivated2026040

i love a dim lit room!! turn off all big lights!!!

#no big light!!

randomthefox

MGS3 is really funny when you realize that Volgin is just surrounded by three blonde spies working on behalf of the Philosophers to try and steal the Legacy from him. Like, The Boss and Eva and Ocelot ALL WANT THE SAME THING but also they're for some reason working at cross purposes from each other at the same time.

Volgin and Naked Snake are the most out of the loop of anyone in the game. Rewatching every single scene and thinking about it from any of The Three Blonde Philosophers perspective makes it 8000x funnier, especially the ones where they're all in the room together.

Stuff like that is what makes spy stories so fun. Everyone is working for and against each other at the same time without any of them realizing it while also being suspicious of each other.

It's like how in Sonic Adventure 2, Team Dark is really just Eggman and two Double Agents constantly lying to him and each other while also helping him out for the sake of achieving their own mutually exclusive goals that also entail trying to work together for the same outcome.

If someone drew fanart of Eggman as Volgin, Shadow as The Boss, Rouge as Ocelot, and Amy Rose as Eva, that'd be really fun and I'd enjoy it a lot.

#mgs #this is so funny actually waow

creamycuppy

im at the crafting table putting together "vision of a brighter future" and "george's revolver from mice n men"

the-big-mood

Clark Kent gaslighting Lois Lane into believing he’s not Superman.

so-much-for-subtlety

nudityandnerdery

"I can't reveal my secret identity!" *rushes at inhuman speed to stand on the sidewalk in broad daylight and uses his superpowers where anyone can see*

#important

pixelartpeach

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

bonesbeetle

can see the pores on that thang

crow-with-a-pencil

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

cloudabserk

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

cambriancrew

toweringclam

"Damn this game is fuuuuucked uuuuup. Something has to be wrong with the creator."

What's wrong with the creator:

Every time, I swear.

pret-boy

"I wish we met sooner" is such a gentle sentiment. I love you so much I not only want you in my future, but in my past too. I want to have known you when we were small stupid kids, have held hands together as we played outside. I want to have stressed out over exams together, nudging a mug of still steaming hot chocolate against your elbow to get you to focus. I want to have told you I love you before I did anyone else. I want to have held you in my arms when all those sad memories you describe to me were still fresh wounds. I want my past to have been full of you, and full of meaningful memories with you. I want my past lives to have been spent with you, whether as two lovers, or two housecats cuddling by the fireplace on a snowy day, or two flowers that just happened to bloom on the same day, next to each other. I want to have consumed your existence and intertwined it with my own since my birth, never to be separated from you for a moment. I want to have loved you throughout it all, for all time.

#for j

captainjonnitkessler

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.