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dirt enthusiast
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Stranger Things

Kaledo Art
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
tumblr dot com
Today's Document

oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty

Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi

JVL

if i look back, i am lost
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@starfated
Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves
Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?
Thanos: blocked
Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something
Thanos: What?
Thor: Bitch
In this house, Infinity War didn’t happen.
CAST A FAT GIRL AS A LEADING LADY IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY WITHOUT HER WEIGHT EVER BEING A PLOT POINT YOU FUCKING COWARDS
speaking of, molly weasley has an etsy shop selling enchanted knitted toys that are basically like pets made of yarn
raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by your own gastrointestinal tract
This whole bit is the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire like please go watch his entire Netflix special
Me after two glasses of wine: WHOM wants to see me NAKED
If Deadpool met Bucky, he’d ask him to choke him with his metal arm.
Im fucking screaming who did this
“scarlet witch is the strongest fucking avenger”
— fight me
If depression had a smell it would be cigarettes
…… this is so accurate it hurts.
Me, after watching infinity war:
Gentle reminder that there is nothing wrong with talking to and wishing on stars.
They are kind. They are millions of years old and will gladly sit and listen to your every word. Even after they are gone they will still remain for centuries more, watching over you as your guiding light. The stars are your friend, your confidants. Talk to them, they will listen.
Ok, get this. A Chemistry book about chemical bonds called…. wait for it…. “A Chemists Guide to Bondage”
if jk rowling wanted me to like snape she should’ve given him a better redemption arc than “i wanted to bang your mom”