I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain
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I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain
animal cruelty
ever noticed how its always the kindest most selfless ppl u know who are terrified of being evil in some way and the worst people on earth always seem to be utterly assured of their own rightness 😭
@moethh don't hide this in the tags
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
locked the fuck in get my money up
writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic
DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.
I mean, technically it’s true
Lux Luthor: I did not have sexual relations with Superman, I simply stole his DNA and created a child from it without his consent
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(shows you my pathfinder character sheet) I call this one "Kagome Higurashi but she has a smart phone and a gun"
Time traveler background + thaumaturge class + tome implement reskinned as a phone that still has internet access through occult magic + a gun
Second implement is the lantern. Flashlight app.
Thaumaturge: chat, are we cooked?
Party member: who are you talking to?
Thaumaturge: my 100k subscribers on twitch.
Party member: your WHAT?
Thaumaturge: (turns the phone screen around to reveal she's been streaming their dungeon crawl)
Party member: why do they have tiny pictures of my face?
Thaumaturge: I made you an emote!
"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"
"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."
And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.
Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?
Oh. Shit.
don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.
^ relevant art by @catcrumb that legitimately rewired my brain
Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.
“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”
“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”
oh that's what the dwarves were doing
have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out