Madi

Sometimes people say nice things when I sing

[ratkingreject]

sometimes youtube comments are complete garbage and then there are comments like this

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Y'all gotta stop “educating” people with a tone that implies they’re stupid for not knowing the shit already. Condescending asses.

[everyday-younglife]

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

[theawesomeadventurer]

the one time I’m like “this is the one time I dreamed blog” and it isn’t

[hipster]

I grew out of “I never text first” phase, since I realized nothing was wrong with showing someone, you care about them more than your pride

[sylphy]

Everyone needs to grow out of the “I never text first phase” sooner rather than later.

In friend groups there is always someone who is always initiating the conversation with everyone they know. It is utterly exhausting, and it leaves them feeling like the friendship would not continue if they weren’t putting in the effort. Do them a favor and start the conversation first for once. It means something.

[springsprites]

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Is it on? I don’t think it’s on, honey.” (via ihaetypos)

[kaijuno]

“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

NPR just went, “They’re poor, Harold.”

[imissbrittanymurphy]

[timbllr]

from weheartit

[parsleysage-rosemarythyme]

*eats snack while looking for a better snack*

[gravetheft]

An actual text I was sent

[fanboy-phil-blog]

This is the most romantic thing ever.

[marunette]

the only pickup line i’ll accept

[vangch]

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[norrington-hell]

[snowthunder]

I think we need to talk about the under appreciated Window Seat fandom

I mean really? With the book shelves?

It’s like an alcove of happiness.

You want a whole row of individual seats? Fine, here you go. 

Or how about a whole window bed for those snugglers out there.

Curtains.. Guys this one has curtains.

Seriously? This is basically a glass cube of bliss.

 You can even get them with corners! Not enough corners? Okay.

Ba-BAM!! Corners for cocooning. 

There’s also the Roman-esque themed seat for the historians out there. 

 If you don’t want to snuggle up in blankets with hot cocoa in this then I don’t even know why you’re on this planet. I mean dat stonework. 

This one’s an entire rectangle. Just imagine all the cuddling that could happen in there. It’s practically a fortress.

This one’s fucking curved okay? it’s just chillin, up of the ground, and curved for your lounging convenience. 

don’t like rectangles or square? Okay. Have a fucking trapezoid seat.

[girlbr0thers]

@succumbtoyourtendertone @onlytohisintimates y’all,,,,,,,,

[peach--star-deactivated20190430]

THESE ARE MY FAVORITE THING

[hotboyproblems]

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Bert, Ernie and Waiter Grover.

[demilypyro]

European culture is hating all other European nations

[demilypyro]

Like yeah we’re at peace. Were cooperating. No tensions or anything. But if I ever have to talk to a goddamn Belgian

[insaneartistoflegacysystems]

waffles > windmills

[demilypyro]

I will annex you