Here Be A Bunch Of Stuff

Hey Sometimes I draw stuff

[ups-sups]

1 Corinthians 11:27

[semtruc]

Rocky, but in hells kitchen

[gay-chef-boyardee]

Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[the-muppet-joker]

Start Spreadin The News....

[anxeious]

[lucifer-lord-of-hell]

🔥👹🔥👹TOO MANY CLOWNS AT DASHCON! REAL MEN DONT DRESS AS CLOWNS! REAL MEN DRESS AS MIMES! BEING A MIME RAISES YOUR TESTOSTERONE BY 66 PERCENT! IN FACT, I ONCE PRETENDED TO BE A MIME FOR A WHOLE MONTH! EVERYONE RAN AWAY FROM ME THEY WERE SO INTIMIDATED BY MY SHEER MASCULINE PROWISE!🔥👹🔥👹

[fireemoji1f525]

Don't FUCK with my goat @strange-aeons you WILL have your blood spilled on the floor of the Japanese Canadian Cultural Center

[glowstickblood]

Long live the Queen!!

[raccoonmilf]

Same

[duskroads]

@raccoonmilf and @xiranjayzhao with the guillotine

[problemgolem]

Did I just hear that right? Someone put Elmer's glue in the ballpit?

[raccoonmilf]

Yes. It wasn’t me though, I was just in the pit when it was found.

[fosterova]

leaky space blob grace :C

[whirlybot]

i coloured it :))

[raccoonmilf]

Turning in to goo into the ballpit to metamorphisize into a bug 🥰

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

[birb-tangleblog]

Ask meme concept: Reverse Unpopular Opinion meme

Ppl send topics and instead of salt or hot takes, you MUST talk abt smth you like about it. Good excuse to gush abt smth you already love, OR think and find smth positive to say. 

Hard mode, “missed potential” is NOT allowed as an answer.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

depending where you are in the world, zenquish is either fast approaching or already over! rejoice!