Here Be A Bunch Of Stuff

Hey Sometimes I draw stuff

[stari-comics-sometimes]

[i-am-a-fish]

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

[f3ern]

this might not even be an exaggeration I play it a lot

[escapedaudios]

One hundred and seventy???

[cloudabserk]

the solar system’s biggest crybaby

[stari-sometimes]

I’d be too powerful if I was able to have tho e stuff the prints pictures onto cakes

[annabelle--cane]

every day I see six new fully finished highly symbolic art pieces of eva stratt with a set of scales and lambs and foxes and petrova lines visually paralleling nooses / restraints / trails of blood and rosaries and halos and big dioramas of earth and the sun and the hail mary and different methods of execution and explosions and rocket launches and heavenly / hell fire and allusions to major works in the art canon and I weep for my stomach not being strong enough for me to print out and eat all of them

[notholaenas]

rites of passage

closeups:

1. academia

2. teaching

3. family

[zoesupreme]

I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's

[zoesupreme]

[valexarts]

POV: you just told them they’re part of a new prophecy

[adhfakjfas]

Please for the love of God, if Jesus Christ of Nazareth wins I will be so happy

[rowlfthedog]

In a nonexistent perfect world, there is an 80s version of The Muppets Wizard of Oz, where the gang finally meet the wizard. And instead of “pay no mind to the man behind the curtain”- Toto knocks over a table in front of A Wizard Of Oz Muppet Head who bellows PAY NO MIND TO THE MAN BENEATH THE CAMERA!!! And it’s revealed that the wizard was Jim the whole time. And he’s like “im so sorry but i’m just an entertainer you guys are gonna have to go kill the witch on your own. you should probably hurry because there’s only 30 minutes left in the runtime.” I just think that would be funny.

[prokopetz]

The only thing you really need to understand about [common situation] is that it's exactly like [weirdly specific scenario with no analogue in everyday experience which the speaker clearly believes is universal], and that all you need to do is [call to action which makes several peculiar assumptions about the listener's material circumstances].

[catilinas]

every lotr extended edition watchthrough needs one person pointing out which scenes are extended edition only, one person saying Well Actually In The Books…, and one person attempting to play along to the soundtrack on an accordion obtained three hours ago from facebook marketplace

[batrachised]

TIL that in medieval times trebuchets were sometimes used during tournaments to bombard the watching ladies with roses, and there is something so inherently comedic about this to me. picture me blasting roses at my lover's window with the force of a battlefield assault to win her hand

[apolladay]

Do you like the way your hair is currently?

yes

no

nuance

literally bald

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

[eighthdoctor]

what is the POINT of hold music if every 30 seconds you're going to interrupt it, make me think i'm finally done, then say "we're sorry, our staff is busy on other calls. please hold on, we will be with you shortly."

like just play the damned hold music that's what it's for

[teaboot]

summer lovin', had me a blast