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kelso // 28 // nyc

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[kushblazer666]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

well actually he is zelda’s beard

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

I TRIED TO EDIT BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS AND I FUCKED UP

DO YOU THINK ANYONE WILL NOTICE THAT THE VOCALS ARE NOT AS THEY SHOULD BE

[mildlyfunnybritishstuff]

i WALK a LONlee ROaD, Thr ONlEE ONE ThAt I HAV EvA KnOWN.

[faaffy-deactivated20251026]

BuT itS Onlee Mee aND I WAalK AloNE

[femur-theif]

PLEASE THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUSWHHEKWKWJE

[jaubaius]

Source

[not-your-pussikat]

Madam, you are looking very posh in your fancy dress, if I may say so.

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Those earrings are a delight, darling and I love what you did with your hair.

[starkidpowers]

what the FUCK is up fam

I have not logged in to tumblr dot com in like five years but twitter is dead so here I am ready to return to my shitposting roots

[oreomcfurries-deactivated201805]

if youre ever having a bad day please remember party rock is in the house tonight everybody just have a good time and we gon make u lose your mind we just wanna see u shake that

[catgirlnailpolish]

Real talk but this has a really specific type of nostalgia for me

[g-stringofsuburbia]

green day releasing “back in the usa” and blatantly criticizing donald trump through the music video really makes me think of how this has all happened before with american idiot/george w bush and how this new song (even the title itself) LITERALLY sounds like green day cracking their knuckles and going like “bitch have you guys learned nothing since the last time we did this”

[moved-to-devilskjnd-blog]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

^ ACCURATE

[brundlejenn]

this would be far too powerful

[glnger-ale-official]

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

[hey-im-anxiety-deactivated20190]

Op did you say it

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

did you say it op

[seashellronan]

Sharpay Evans was a lesbian

[malviebertha]

what do you mean “was”? she’s still a lesbian

[seashellronan]

wow you’re right, i guess i’m not used to lesbians being alive at the end of a movie

[toogaytofunctionnn-blog]

Explain?? How??

[seashellronan]

weak ass crush on the most conventionally attractive boy in school despite having nothing in common with him.

obsession with the girl he was dating, thinking she hated her when really she was jealous of him.

theatre is gay

she loves drama

high femme

never ended up with a boyfriend because she was gay

best friends with her gay brother

only sings romantic duets with her gay brother because she’s also gay

determined to “stick to status quo” due to internalised homophobia

bop to the Top = she’s telling us she wants to be topped

[detectivebabineaux-deactivated2]

You can tell OP had this list mentally prepared from the moment she hit “post”

[knifefightscene]

y’all: here’s some alternatives to tumblr in case the site get merked on dec 17th

me:

[hedaslayer]

There’s no without. I’m not gone.

[seaslux]

[anxietyproblem]

[adhdpie]

7 most adhd moods

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[singsongstardust]

Literally

[scullys]

this tweet