🌌☄️I like space 🌙🌌

When life gives you lemons, call them "yellow oranges" and sell them for double the price.

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[aquietquixotic]

Amazing tags

[sometimes-i-just-climb-things]

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

[hybbat]

A victorian

[eldritchdraaks]

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

[sovietnam]

[sosuperawesome]

Linen Dresses / Skirts

Linennaive on Etsy

[rollercoasterofdicks]

Oh to be wearing these as I stroll through the farmers market with my basket of herbs and a ferret on my shoulder

[ashesofgo1d]

If I had these dresses, I would wear nothing else. This would be my wardrobe forever. All other clothes are null.

[babyanimalgifs]

“Dad wait, I’m coming!“ 

(Source)

[omghotmemes]

See you in 1977

[randomslasher]

It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold. 

[jaubaius]

Creative & DIY

[femur-theif]

SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

[stagemanagerssaygo]

[verysorrytobother]

Reblogging this because my entire life, all of my bows have looked like my shoelaces. Wrapping presents is going to be so much more aesthetically pleasing now

[guerrillatech]

[funny-tik-toks]

[audrey-hepbae]

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[singswan-springswan]

I love this. I love everything about this

[kuueater]

[roseverdict]

Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”

Deep voice clip: “COME.”

Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *laughs harder*

DVC: “COME. COME.”

Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*

A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.

Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”

The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”

Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*

[rabbitgiftideas]

“9/13 this year is the Chinese mid-autumn festival(a.k.a moon festival). Guess who are making mooncakes for us on the moon!” (x-post: /r/aww) https://ift.tt/31nZaBw

[barlowstreet]

I have never loved anything like I love that little bunny in the top right corner with the mold.

[sleepy-bebby]

Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

[pikaole]

Rayman

[tomii-memo]

12/9  夜絵：　月もどきの木🌕🌳

[1dietcokeinacan]

Masako Tomii

[airandangels]

[airandangels]

[sad-boy-hank]

ferrets but they're bears

[mothisdustinthewind]

miniatures

[theworstbear-nights]

Bushpuppies... 

[viejospellejos]

[especially]