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elliot | 23 | she/they

[sacred-portal]

[dogpuppy]

[ceruleanheaven]

very cruel to put this much love inside the body of such an unloveable creature

[napoleononthebellerophon]

omg you people can do everything

[termagax]

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[flutterbvnny]

it sounds rly fun to have someone wanna jerk off to me while they’re at work but i know realistically the number one thing on people’s mind when they’re working is suicidal ideation

[boccher]

little miss memory loss is once again shocked by how much memory she's lossing

[pjharvey]

all women should stop shaving their armpits for feminist reasons but also for selfish reasons which is that i think armpit hair on women is hot and i like to look at it. thank U

[unalivejournal]

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

[warriorprincesstramp]

every teenager is right that music is more important than anything else in the WORLD!!!!!

[fairycosmos]

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[an-ruraiocht]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

[estrellasrojas]

Young people are too invested in the comically unreasonable dream of having a full time job, making enough money to not waste their life thinking about budgeting for necessities, living in something other than a cardboard shoebox, and having like 3-4 friends who they actually like and who care about them. Instead they should be thinking about networking, producing content, optimizing workflows, and training their body into the perfect commodity