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elliot | 22 | she/they

[thecryptkeeper]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the stuffed animal situation is phenomenal these days. you can find any specific arthropod or deep sea fish or microbe etc. used to be back in olden times all you could get was bears and mutants

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[willgrahamscock]

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[swagophile]

me: (drinking a latte) everyone should die. everyone in this entire world should fucking kill themselves. there's nothing in this life worth living for. everything is fucked. no one deserves to live. nobody deserves anything but suffering.

me: (drinking ice water) i think that peace among humans is possible. i think we can all find a way to make it work. i think the world is a beautiful place and we should fight to keep it a place we can all share together. life is a blessing

me: (drinking a monster energy) What If We Had Sex And Also I Killed Myself While We Were Having Sex

[shegayonmygirl]

I don't really get the appeal of goombas... I know I'm white so I'm supposed to jerk off to them but frankly they just don't do anything for me...

[swarnpert]

mao zedong shirt in the live action scooby doo movie

[akashicrecord]

Affirmations:

- I do not feel well and I am probably going to die

- I am sick and dying

- Girl it is Thursday

[gazeldhazel]

hey loser, 2001 just called, apparently something awesome happened

[peachnix]

new product for angels who want to lose their wings

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday