Happy Forest Spirit

She/Her

[crazycatsiren]

One more annual reminder to Witchblr:

Mind your own craft.

[sournoir]

[yowastelandbaby]

"Not all men-"

Yeah you're right, hozier would never

[starlitforestwhispers]

Anger Son

[starlitforestwhispers]

hi, saw your lovely new betta and just wanted to let you know that the anubias plants you have in your tank should have the rhizome (the thick part the stems & roots attach to) up above the gravel, otherwise the plants will start to die. only the roots themselves should be buried

They are out! The angle of the photo is not great. Thank you for saying something, the photo is angled poorly. I’m a botanist, I definitely wouldn’t put a plant in my tank I don’t know about.

[starlitforestwhispers]

Meet Archibald

[eldritchbxstard-deactivated2022]

*gets real close to microphone*

uh,,,,

capitalism bad,,, moss good

[captain-werewolf]

i want to make a moss garden in a jar tomorrow

[animatedtext]

[darkearthsuggestions]

Take the moon as your bow and string it taut with stars. Find your target in the darkness. Fire if you are sure– But be careful; astral arrows do not miss, and though it helped you bare your teeth, the sky alone cannot bear your grief.

[genderqueerheart]

when my arrow finds its mark, will i find any peace in the space it leaves? perhaps this half-hearted catharsis is enough. the bowstring cuts my fingers bloody, a sacrifice to prove my desperate intent. i am certain of my mark, but nothing else.

@darkearthsuggestions

[hawkeye221b]

The only statistic that matters:

[faerie-frogs]

For personal reasons, I will now be becoming a mushroom and living out the rest of my life in a patch of moss.

[madisonsaferillustration]

They certainly are! 

[garrettauthor]

I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.

[wintergrey]

This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Publisher: We think that the way the fantasy genre treats women is problematic so we’re going to try and do better

A Fool: If you don’t like it why don’t you make your own!

Publisher: That

That is literally what we just said we are doing

[garrettauthor]

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BIGOTED FUCKWADS?

BOY it feels good to be back in this particular saddle!

[garrettauthor]

AHAHAHAHAHA we have a winner for today!

[snigepippi]

*Snort*

[loopy-lolly-loo-deactivated2023]

@princessjellyfishie

[notyourplayground]

if anybody like me a) lol’d and b) wanted to get my hands on that book series, here’s the link

[seanchaidh101]

This is magically what I’m looking for right now.

[tragedybunny]

Hi Legendary Books, I’ll take one of everything.

[garrettauthor]

Happy to oblige!

https://underrealm.net/books

<3

[maggiemae873]

I literally don’t have the space for any more physical books, but I’ve downloaded every Underrealm book on Kindle. I read The Alchemist’s Touch specifically because of this post and I seriously can’t recommend the Underrealm books enough. they are absolutely fantastic.

[holycafe]

I don’t really read anymore, not like i used to. And of i get a masters this year like i am planning to then that isn’t going to change. But hell yes I’m going to go and buy these books because THIS is exactly the kind of thing that i want to support!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[vigilantsycamore]

One day I will have a job and a bank account and I will have money from the job in the bank account and I will use some of the money to purchase these books

[garrettauthor]

HEY TUMBLR

You’ve always been wonderful to me, twisted little hellsite though you be. Now check this out.

A Cloak of Red is on sale for $0.99 today

Do you like wizards? Do you like girlfriends?

Do you like WIZARD GIRLFRIENDS?

(Of course you fucking do)

Stick your entire face into a fantasy adventure where two kickass lesbians of color magic the shit out of every asshole they see

Support a queer disabled author

And do it for a buck.

A BUCK

And this is INTERNATIONAL

Send this sucker up the bestseller charts

A bunch of people out there don’t think books like this can ever be successful.

Fucken prove them wrong, babes.

[dndaddyissues]

[inner-space-oddity]

My type of goblincore:

- laying outside in the sun and waking up an hour later in the same spot, but in the shade

- planting literally anything i can get my hands on

- hoarding food, crystals, candles, and fandom trinkets in my room

- needing to have a window open at all times

- running around in the grass barefoot

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[tradiespotter]

Horse must have been desperate