*points at Technoblade* why is he cute- /SHOT

hi i'm going through my rebranding arc :) if you want actual content go to @starrskelle-sketchpad

[starphoxshenanigans]

*sits in deflated bed* hmmm...

[taffypointby]

i'm sure they won't mind...

[taffypointby]

i'm sure they won't mind...

[misty-sparkles]

how bad caine i be....

[myaatwins]

here’s this while i’m still processing the movie

[rascal-rose]

yo kris how many deltarune tomorrows do we got left

[doc-art]

[dragonsareawesome123]

Holy shitttt

[apolladay]

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended onJun 3

[heliophile-oxon]

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

[sufficientlylargen]

Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.

If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.

[earhartsease]

from @baddywronglegs

#You can piss in the kitchen sink but you can't make lasagna in the shower

@theshitpostcalligrapher this one deserves to be writ large

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeag.....

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[deathandmysticism]

Maurice Sand, Werewolves leaning against the wall of a cemetery at night, 1858

[mad-muttz-deactivated20230428]

Lads night out, their pretending their not shit faced

[were-ralph]

they’re waiting their turn :)

[leviathan-the-boy]

[hannahlockillustration]

Fringed Iris

[rock-n-pizzarolls]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[shencomix]

[starphoxshenanigans]

Guys

Guys

I just came back to Tumblr for a hot minute prepping for Artfight after five years and WHAT IS THIS ABOUT DELTARUNE CHAPTER FIVE??????

[thememedaddy]