that gay shit

ace lesbian. she/her. andro. 17. NE. twitter: @starrgazzr_ insta: @starrgazzr

[rhinestonex]

Speech and debate is the EPITOME of irl animated shows. Everyone wears the same outfit every time you see them, we’re dramatic as hell, everyone is cutthroat, there’s so many gorgeous people, everyone has uniquely colored hair, at the end there’s a high-tension awards ceremony and intense finals. It’s perfect. I was a series of it.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[useless-bisaster]

Actual things I've heard in forensics part 5, the final chapter

-10+ minutes arguing passionately about the color of a shirt -“you favorite my tweets though!” “I do that because you’re my friend, not because your tweets are funny” -“holy royal cumshot” -*while doing the sign of the cross* “spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch” -“is it a flathead or a Phillips head?” “I don’t know, I’m gay” -“but it’s $5, and it’s hot, and it’s ready” “and there’s roaches under your pepperoni” -“my HI is about being trailer trash, and my judge literally wrote ‘dressed for the part’” -“an inform on gay chicken porn” -“POI-fo 10” -“checkmate, dinosaurs” as a response to anthro in LD -“He literally fucks a cantaloupe” -“They’re like two seconds and some Mexican heritage away from becoming the same person”

[starrgazzr]

ap bio's kickin my butt rn.....it's not a good time....lol I kinda wanna yeet myself off a bridge....

[dankmemeuniversity]

[starrgazzr]

the mitochrodria is the powerhouse of the cell

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[starrgazzr]

Speech coach: "I'd like your speeches to be done by the 9th *September 28th*"

Me and all my teammates: *choking on water* "you want it done by when!?!?!"

btw this didn't actually happen, but I'm sure it was what was going on in all of our heads

[starrgazzr]

[starrgazzr]

Yooo, I've been gone for a while, but I really want a girlfriend.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[starrgazzr]

wlw relationships are literally the cutest relationships, in my opinion. 

like i cant even explain how much i wanna girl i can hold in my arms and spend endless hours watching movies.

[starrgazzr]

kinda want a tumblr gf not gonna lie.

[humorrelated]

reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water

[laurajameskinney]

eat food too

[dark-winter-snow]

Please sleep also

[steg-o-sore-us-deactivated20190]

and brush your teeth

[lilybird]

and take your meds

[justasillyanimelover-deactivate]

and stay away from toxic people and toxic relationships

[tealwashableiamuncrestive]

and go to the bathroom and feed any pets

[o--nami]

Take a bath or a shower as well

[wrong-haikyuu-quotes]

FUCKING BREATHE AND LOVE YOURSELF GOD DAMMIT

[myreygn]

Please

[virgil-kain]

gotta do it lads….

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

Unclench ur jaw

[starrgazzr]

I'm to the point where I dont give a f**k about this coronavirus anymore, I wanna go back to when everything was normal, when I didn't have to worry about "getting sick" or "getting others sick."

JUST GET THE F**KING VACCINE DONE ALREADY, please.

[live-fit]

It’s not about how skinny you are. It’s about celebrating what your body can do.

[starrgazzr]

hell yea

[starrgazzr]

i’m not really in to sex side of a relationship, but man am i into the spontaneous adventures, and ice cream dates.