am i a lady, or am i a rat

crunchy roll, take me home

[jisuto]

[furryprovocateur]

[weaskie]

then you never really knew me at all

[suspend]

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

[xtec]

WRONG

PREDICTABLE

[the-subcon10ent]

We may be cut from the same cloth but I was cut with these

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[footsteps-on-the-dance-floor]

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

[coughloop]

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

[fearthefuzzybear]

[velinxi]

Lovebirds

[jellyfish-confetti]

Redraw cause the scene was...disappointing...in the anime

[memorycycle]

barista can you dip your balls in my cofdee

[calellon]

i've defeated mental illness (took a shower and made my bed)

[calellon]

i've defeated anxiety (lit a small candle)

[calellon]

i've defeated stress (cranked one out)

[calellon]

[carlyraejepsans]

so you have studied theoretical physics? what was that like

yeah i like men

[carlyraejepsans]

do you like men

pretty great. i mean it's, uh, definitely not something for everyone. especially well adjusted people. but hey, if maths' your gig, and you're the kind of freak that likes to make an ass of themself in front of a room full of people ten times smarter than you... physics might be up your alley. i know it was for me.

[ionomycin]

[d3monicas]

better luck next time

[kakashi-vibes]

Can a full grown man aged 43 be a "discord kitten"

[cocainechihuahua]

[rslashrats]