I get songs stuck in my head so easily

Just a random nobody on the internet Call me Starry or Mercury. Or random dude. Doesn't matter.

[niceinchnails]

[dcnkey]

back in my day, we didn’t have twenty one pilots. we had two. wilbur and orville wright. reblog if ur a true 1900’s kid

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[barian-phoenix-nvbh]

I'm morbidly curious

Teeth story?

[husband]

[dark-miku]

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

[dark-miku]

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

[crazy-brazilian]

beyond parody

[programmerhumour]

Anon visits webpages in 2022

[mornington-the-crescent]

As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[binkamon]

pastel in-training (june 2020)

[this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it]

This insane update from Neocities

[totallynotgayforyou]

People are always like "Don't go to Orc city!! It's dangerous!!" Well I'm here now and everyones so nice, I just got invited to Club Orcs by a very handsome Orc.

[totallynotgayforyou]

Hmm I may have misunderstood some things, I have been given a club to hit some orcs in the Orc Pit.

[orcboxer]

GET SWINGIN BOY

[totallynotgayforyou]

Its honestly really cathartic to smash a big club against a bunch of Orcs, I wasn't sure at first cause I didn't want to hurt them but they just cheer and get back up again.

[orcboxer]

we love that shit that's why we do it I'm so happy to share our culture with yoy

[targetedknowledge]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[tatooineknights]

RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983) Dir. Richard Marquand

[rosiewitchescottage]

I reblogged a post earlier, where Palpatine was urging Anakin/Vader to use the power of his anger and hate.

But it's neither of those things that finally gives Vader the strength to destroy The Emperor in this scene.

It's the Love of a father who can't bear to see his son murdered before his eyes.

No doubt he's angry, no doubt he hates his evil master. But that's never made this possible before.

Now here's his son. His own flesh and blood, who did what Vader/Anakin could not, he refused to join The Emperor.

And Anakin will not let him be tortured to death for it.

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[dogposts]

I'm spoiled for the first reunion in a week ... 🐶🐱 (via)

[doyouknow-whoyouare-blog]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

[kimojunk]

TURBO SHIT

[lesbiantiana]

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

[punchwizardmemorial]

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

[snowflake-collections-deactivat]

….

[klubbhead]

[foozerdoozer]

What the fuck