you've got stars in your eyes

~ Kayla ~ ~ tiny little bundle of passive aggressive rage ~ she/her ~ pansexual LOTR/HP/GOT/Larry/Disney/Stucky I’m extremely socially awkward so please send me a message if you want to talk!

[literatureaesthetic]

tiktok today without the americans feels like when thanos snapped his fingers and half the world disappeared

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

“I’m not on tiktok anyway so this does not affect me” no???? it’s not just about tiktok or whether or not you like the app??? it’s about them being able to censor and control what they want and what they don’t want people to see. it’s about them being able to keep people uneducated for the sake of their personal gain and benefits.

(it’s also about small businesses who relied on tiktok to gain customers / income.)

that being said, if the only thing you care about is the platforms you’re on, sorry to break it to you, but if they can ban tiktok, they can go after any other platforms too.

they can go after tumblr, archive of our own, instagram, youtube, facebook, etc, you name it.

it actually does affect you.

[thashining]

Don't fall for it

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[aletheyass]

gamers are acc funny when they take time off from misogyny ?

[catilinas]

[anexperimentallife]

[marlynnofmany]

Delighted by the mental images this evokes.

[tatzelwurming]

crawling sound

[tatzelwurming]

crawling sound

[tatzelwurming]

crawling sound

[tatzelwurming]

crawling sound

[taur]

[cannibalchicken]

[serethespider]

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

[depsidase]

[oldguydoesstuff]

Myst be like that.

[foone]

The full version shows they're playing Super Solvers Outnumbered, which makes sense as this is a The Learning Company catalog.

Also, fun fact: They remade this photo (the edit!) for 2016:

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[bumblebeerror]

This is why art is important, in case you were wondering.

[miraculouspaon]

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

[flange5]

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

[theequeerstrian]

You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day

[ennairea]

[akindplace]

anxious girl shocked to discover that doing the thing she was so afraid to do was actually easier than she catastrophically anticipated in her head

[akindplace]

anxious girl decides to avoid her own perfectionism for the sake of her peace of mind knowing it’s better to “half-ass” something (being imperfect) than being paralyzed and never trying at all

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[bushpoppy]

Unionize with ur fellow pedestrians. They can’t run us all over

[grier-the-goblin-deactivated202]

this is how right of way works on college campuses

[legolasofmirkwoodforest]

Legolas: This is Fangorn Forest, full of dangerous creatures older than the elves themselves.

Merry and Pippin, holding margaritas: What’s up this is Fangorn Forest, home of our bff Treebeard

[legolasofmirkwoodforest]

I don't think we appreciate just how much Sam refuses to accept Frodo's self-sacrificing hero bullshit. Frodo's just like, "I must travel the road to Mordor alone in order to protect the ones I love" and Sam's just like, "You emo bitch not without me."

[iputthefuninfunky]

I'm a faramir truther, a faramir defender, a faramir apologist. if faramir has a million fans, I am one of them. if faramir has five fans, I am one of them. if faramir has one fan, I am the one fan. if faramir has zero fans, I am dead. I love faramir.

[scyllas-revenge]

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