Space Nerd

Em • bi • she/her/hers • 20s • A bisexual science nerd trying to survive in the south. • Come yell at me about aliens.

[starrynightsforever]

AU where instead of being a misogynist, Ed Jerse’s tattoo is a lesbian and Ratatouilles him into giving Scully the best sex of her LIFE

[katebeckets]

idiots (affectionate)・[86/?] ⤷ 4.06 — “Sanguinarium”

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Another Sunday the 26th!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Happy Sunday the 26th everyone!

[weltenwellen]

I Remember The Carrots Ada Limón

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[lovedeluxe92]

oh okay so the only way out is through

[ryebreadgf]

how life feels when you don’t give a fuck about love island

[starrynightsforever]

FINALLY GOT MY FIRST PAYCHECK IN RESIDENCY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mephistopheles]

fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee

[mephistopheles]

by talos this cant be happening

[mephistopheles]

well at least them good old boys are staying sober

[mephistopheles]

what the fuck

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[speedlimit15]

Alright i'll never complain about anything my neighbors do ever again

[lacnunga]

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

[monstergili]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[skopostheorie]

[dogpuppy]