✨️Imma total trash mammal✨️

[starstruckplatinum]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[starstruckplatinum]

Sometimes I don't wanna be here anymore

[effemar]

tumblr has reached the point where every time it goes down i genuinely get scared shes gone forever. i was pressing refresh like a defibrillator. my geriatric social media website where every time she falls over im like oh god please dont let it be today

[stellarg1ow]

yeah i made another guys

[clownkiss3r]

learning a lot toda✍️y

[nil-connor]

[Freeze Frame] Yeah, I sat on the remote. [Unfreezes Frame]

[byjove]

I need him so bad it’s unreal

[byjove]

is there a silly guy depot I can find this genre of man at

[byjove]

[schofielded]

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

[bish0ps]

[bogleaf]

[queer-crusader]

Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button

[queerism1969]

[capncaprisun]

Eraserhead baby labubu

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Please. My Labubu is very sick.

[dailycatsblog]

[pankendev]

you never see cross-fandom shipping anymore. there should be horrible discourse about chilchuck x karkat

[hms-no-fun]

for real though chilchuck would be way better for karkat than dave and it would give dave an existential crisis. karkat needs structure and drive but dave is just like a hang out dude, which karkat is fine with until he meets an adult man who is employed and realizes that being 26 isn't the same as being an adult. dave would be in absolute shambles and move out onto jade's couch and she would be super attracted to him but he's just not looking for that kind of thing right now....

[rathayibacter]

the party meets chilchuck's new boyfriend at an alternian-style bbq and laios becomes obsessed with sampling all the different flavors of grubsauce

[hms-no-fun]

LAIOS: And the pails are for what exactly?

KANAYA: The Collection And Mixture Of Genetic Material That Is Processed Through The Mother Grub Into Millions Of Eggs

LAIOS: Wow!! Has anyone ever tried adding non-troll DNA to the slurry?

ROSE: I understand you're a student of the dark arts, Marcille.

MARCILLE: Hey, they're only called that because of short-sighted elven laws! Magic is just magic.

ROSE: Oh trust me, I couldn't agree more. In fact, I may have dabbled once or twice in the practice of forbidden majyyks myself. Have you ever seen the birth of a universe?

MARCILLE: N-No?

ROSE: Would you like to?

JANE: --and then you whisk until the egg forms peaks when you lift it up, like this see?

SENSHI: Mm mmm.

JANE: But the real chef's secret to a meringue is this, my patented Crockercorp Lemonator Concentrate. The essence of 10,000 lemons in a single drop!

SENSHI: That would pair very well with living armor, perhaps in a soup made of dragon bone broth...

JOHN: i like your cat! she gets annoyed when i stop scratching her chin haha.

MARCILLE: That's weird... Usually Izutsumi only lets girls pet her...

TEREZI: SO HOW D1D YOU TWO M33T 4NYW4Y? >:]

CHILCHUCK: Online dating. We matched on Fapr.

KARKAT: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL HER THAT!!!

[indigonite]

had to

[eebie]

[memorycycle]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[crvida]

[belloochie]

hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

[val-mora]

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu