The Stars Watch Us

Just. Everything. Occasionally NSFW so 18+. Hit me up whenever! Central US Time zone. Almost exclusively on mobile.

[science]

[somethinglikeanarchive]

Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st

[acheemient]

It’s that time of year again!!

[marlynnofmany]

Happy October 1st, everyone!

[cryptotheism]

"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

[cassiecassi]

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

[guerrillatech]

[neofooturism]

[itehexael]

New secret service just dropped

[evilidiot]

I'm not throwing my hat into the discourse ring at all on this but I think it's really really weird and strawmanny for people to paint everyone who wishes at least some grocery stores or restaurants remained 24 hours as like. bougie office workers who just got done getting plastered at a party who really want a sandwich instead of the people I actually regularly saw at 24 hour places during the "odd hours" which were blue collar 2nd and 3rd shift factory workers and truck drivers and other food service workers. like it's fucked up and an obvious direct example of capitalism ruining peoples lives and sleep schedules for endless profit that such a convenience has to exist at all but pretending your enemy who wishes they could get food after their shift ends is just as selfishly entitled as a six figure earning tech bro either means you want an easy argument to win or you don't see the people who already live in the time zone underbelly of your society as existing in the first place

[didthekingdieyet]

september 8, 2022

YES SHE DID

[gendercensus]

The 2022 Gender Census is now open!

[ Link to survey ]

The ninth annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th August 2022.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, retweet this tweet, boost this Mastodon post, check out this post on Reddit, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks like Facebook. Every share is extremely helpful - it’s what helped us get 44,000 responses last year.

Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

Thank you so much!

[ Link to survey ]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

although my politics are sympathetic to ethical direct action and illegality, i would of course never engage in those things myself. but if you are thinking about engaging in illegal activity as a result of the court decision that’s coming down, please do not post about it online, ever, anywhere. yes, even on tumblr. yes, even on that site you think is private. yes, even in DMs between you and a friend. do not engage with anyone posting about those things publicly either.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

one of the few somewhat useful things i’ve ever posted, feels important today.

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[fembutchboygirl]

Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

HOLY FUCK THE AMAZON WORKERS WON THEIR UNION VOTE

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

im running so late to this but holy fucking shit this is historic

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

last thing - while unions are obviously a collaborative effort and this incredible victory is the result of the hard work and sacrifices of many different people i think it’s absolutely essential to highlight the role of ALU’s founder chris smalls rn

chris was fired by amazon in 2020 for organizing a walk-out in the wake of their absolutely criminal handling of covid protocols in staten island. in a meeting with bezos and other amazon execs amazon’s lawyer was caught bragging that he wasnt “smart” or “articulate” enough to organize against them…now he’s helped facilitate the first successful union vote in amazon’s history - eat shit!

[ispyspookymansion]

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

[ispyspookymansion]

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

[pancakeke]

[saintofpride201]

This is funnier when you have the dark theme on.

[egberts]

depression walk of shame is when you finally start talking to and replying to people you've been too drained to answer and you have to be like "sorry about that I was trying not to drown in the weight of my own chemical imbalance... sup?"

[farmside-deactivated20251226]

watched this for the first time when i was 14 i think? it saved me

[papergardener]

Knew what this was before I clicked and had to watch the whole thing again.

If you haven’t seen it, now’s your chance!

[randomslasher]

i just burst into tears. incredible.

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[snowylynxx]

[t4timekeeper]

hitting the post below with a car battery