Love and Peace! ✨

'Even though our friendship was brief, it meant everything' || Met | 29 | They/Them | #1 Eito Aotsuki Enjoyer || Hi, I'm Met, Welcome to jackass.

[piscodemon]

Retail hellscape strikes again, and I don't have enough money for literally anything after rent, I have bills due next week-- so you know what time it is!!

Commission time! ✨(Don't mind the 2021, prices are still the same)

(I'll update this thread with more recent references/commission types!)

The only thing I won't do is promote hateful content or ns//fw in my chibi style. (Pinups okay!)

I'll do canon characters, OC's, OCxCanon ships, OCxOC ships, and CanonxCanon! (Just send references please!) Couple art is $40!

If you're interested, shoot me a DM for my discord so we can hash it out there!

And if you just wanna support a ND Non-binary artist that's struggling to get by, my ko//fi is https:// ko-fi. com/ metriics (no spaces)

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[segamascott]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[asteroidtroglodyte]

“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”

That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too

[asteroidtroglodyte]

He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever

[lyricwritesprose]

Dude has, at this point, one communication signal.

Fortunately for him, it is a very important communication signal, especially given what he's going through right now. It says, "This is, in some way, unsatisfactory." Unfortunately, it's not very specific and he doesn't understand much about how to deploy it.

You have to understand, the stomach ache that he has right now is the worst stomach ache in the universe, because as far as he's concerned, the universe is maybe a month old and there's been a limited number of stomach aches in it. Or, the loneliness and anguish he felt when he couldn't see you was the most terrifying isolation in the universe, akin to being adrift in the Boötes Void, for the very same reason. He does not have guidelines to cope with these things. He has barely accumulated enough of a dataset to start evaluating things like, "Most times, when people I know go away, they will reappear eventually," or, "that particular stomach ache will go away if I eat something." He doesn't even know which particular problems can be cured and which can't. He just knows that "technique: scream like fucking banshee" does have some sort of a success rate.

And it's his only move, you think he's not gonna spam it? Get real.

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair

[koolkat9]

Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

[kippwire]

the idol groups if they were just splatoon 1 splatbands instead

[rodnt]

sigh…i came all the way to sephora but i don’t know which brands are asexual friendly….i have to hurry jugheads birthday is today…wish someone would help me out

[chuckecheeses]

Hi Sister Archie! James Charles here, might I suggest Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara?

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[finnglas]

It was always a thermometer, not a thermostat, and I’m begging people to understand that.

[nil-connor]

Behold, my strongest unit, the obliterator of everything that comes into his movement range, and the guy I send deep into enemy territory to fight half the enemy army all at once:

SOME FARM BOY

[abandoned-quiche]

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

[bloodied-dagger]

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

[frienduccine]

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. Happy Pride . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[freelyunder]

[zukriuchen]

[howlingday]

H U H ?

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[immushymellow]

Oh yeah happy bisexual day to Alphys and all the other bi characters who get mischaracterized as straight or gay