moe!!!

best blog ever

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some child in 2009: i’m fucking starving

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tanka jahari halloween costume 🔊

[trypurplenotes]

The word “probably” instantly makes your assertion more BELIEVABLE, which increases the probability that your GUESS is correct, especially with respect to interpersonal psychic matters.

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i probably am god

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taco BELL💜 five layer BURRITO💜

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u guys dont get it

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taco BELL💜 five layer BURRITO💜

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pou pou platter

[bananapeelie]

me at the tacobell drive thru:

can i get a cuntwrap supreme

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cuntwrap supreme

[papayajuan2019]

the most vulnerable thing you can do is say hey whatsup

[shamebats]

For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision

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no matter what decade we are in best BELIEVE i am romanticizing 5 years ago.

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nvm i just exclusively romanticize 2014 i think

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i am my own biggest fan genuinely

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does anyone else not get the "sunday scaries" because you work 2 jobs and never get a day off so its basically the "everyday scaries" ?

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no matter what decade we are in best BELIEVE i am romanticizing 5 years ago.

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chef boyardee cans fill up less and less of my mugs every day

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see if this pic was accurate to 2024 that bowl would be half full at BEST. sick of it

[startopia]

chef boyardee cans fill up less and less of my mugs every day

[enki2]

[happyheidi]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. July will bring blessings.

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