Incorrect Star vs The Forces Of Evil Quotes

Incorrect quotes from the characters in Disney's Star vs The Forces Of Evil. This is a sideblog, but I like and follow from @imthelettert.

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janstar romantic pls

Star: You’re beautiful.

Janna: Why do people keep telling me that? Like I'm gonna forget?

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Rhombulus: I'm sorry, moxxie. I-

Moxxie: APPLE BOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FUR

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Marco: Please don’t break the set.

Janna: Don’t worry, I won’t break anything. I’m a professional.

Jackie: A professional at breaking shit.

[stimboardsandsuch]

Eclipsa Butterfly stimboard

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Jackie: Well, aren’t you a beautiful boy?

Marco: Thanks! I’ve been trying out a new kind of hairspray and-

Jackie: *picks up puppy*

Marco: *teary eyed* Oh.

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Star: Okay. I think at some point, you and I should probably make out with each other.

Marco: Yeah, good call.

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Star: Wait a minute. Rhombulus, what exactly is your problem with Eclipsa?

Eclipsa: I insulted him. Constantly. That’s probably it. 

Rhombulus: It goes deeper. Darker. More insidious. Everyone insults me, I’m useless. But you... you made me do things.

Marco: I’m almost afraid to ask, but... What kinds of things? 

Rhombulus: Terrible things. When the doorbell rang? I opened the door with my own hands. When we ran out of clicky pens, guess who had to go get more? Me! And I... forgive me, I stapled things! Like someone whose uncle isn’t even important. Like nepotism isn’t even real. 

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Moon: I trust Lekmet.

Star: You trust Lekmet?! Lekmet’s eating a cup!

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Star: Janna, I did something terrible. 

Janna: It’s okay, I have a shovel. 

Star: Wait what? Wait, what do you think I did? 

Janna: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know.

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Reynaldo: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Rhombulus: Put spaghetti in it

Reynaldo: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you

Lekmet: Put spaghetti in it

Reynaldo: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two

Omnitraxus: Put spaghetti in it

Reynaldo: I am no longer taking suggestions

(Source: Tumblr)

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*Trying to find Marco in a crowded place*

Star: Marco?!

Random stranger: Polo!

Star: No, Diaz! I’m trying to find Marco Diaz!

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Moon: Star’s friend Marco is coming to dinner tonight.

River: Marco?

Moon: Yes.

River: But Marco is a boy’s name.

Moon: Yes.

River: Star has a friend who’s a boy?

Moon: It’s nothing, darling. Puppy love.

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*Trying to figure out why the car won’t start*

Star: Can you tell what the problem is, Marco?

Marco: You see that hole there? 

Star: *nods*

Marco: That should be an engine. 

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Star: *wears a beauty and the beast necklace*

Jackie: * points at it* Belle?

Star: * confused* Ding?

Jackie: I meant is that from Beauty and the Beast.

Star: Oh, yeah, it is.

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Marco: That was amazing! I’ve never had meat substitute that tasted that much like real meat.

Star: Of course! Because you’re a vegan, which I remembered.