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@starwarscaptainrex
Anakin: I can’t tell Obi-Wan about our baby(ies), Padme! He’d obviously reject them and us!
Obi-Wan: [continuing to buy shit for Anakin’s kids even when his entire life has fallen apart and he no longer showers or sleeps in an actual bed]
Always listen to your brain wolf.
Russian car mod
I guarantee that whatever car mod you expect to see going into this is not going to be what you get
I did not expect that, ngl.
I wish you (or anyone really, myself included) would write a fic about Anakin and Padme trying to buy Rex's silence with hot cheetos . that idea lives in me head rent free
Send me an anonymous ask completing the sentence “I wish you would write a fic where…”
Rex delays in agreeing because he's that confused (he was going to agree! It just took a moment to process!) and Anakin panics and promises snacks. Rex pauses and just ".......what kind of snacks?" and now he's being (technically illegally) bribed by a commanding officer.
Cody has a cold weather outfit, as does Rex… thus, the logical conclusion
*adjusts microphone*
IT’S NOT OKAY TO DEADNAME YOUR KIDS WHEN YOU’RE MAD AT THEM
Say it louder for the people in the back
shaak ti is the only Jedi a the young cadets have seen, and before they can figure out that Jedi can be and look like anything, they just assume that all Jedi togruta women. so they see anakin and obiwan on kamino and they're like "what the fuck"
anakin, introducing himself to this group of kids: im a jedi!
one of them: ? no you're not
anakin:
anakin: what
the kid: youre just some human guy.
everyone else: yeah!! where are your montrals!! why do you have HAIR
them all pointing to ahsoka: that's a REAL Jedi
Temuera Morrison as Boba Fett The Book of Boba Fett (2021)
i’m telling y’all right now if we get a shirtless shot of boba fett’s glorious thick fucking dad bod in the bacta tank i will lose my shit. just go absolutely fucking wild. run into the new zealans wilds never to be seen again unless i’m being dragged out by Tem
i wanna.... stick a little sticker on someone's nose
reblog to stick a little sticker on the nose of the person you reblogged this from
Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?
Are you insinuating that regular pine needles aren’t spicy???
Regular pine needles are regular
Not by rosemary standards
…Have you eaten pine needles?
We’ve been friends for like four years, do you seriously have to ask if I’ve eaten pine needles or not
I mean I’m pretty sure you have but I don’t want to assume
Of course I’ve eaten pine needles. Various kinds. Singleleaf pinyon is weirdly the best
Are they…
spicy?
You know, I’d love to tell you but I’m pretty unclear about what marks the difference between “spice” and “strong-tasting plant that isn’t considered a spice”
I’ll have to eat some pine needles myself then to find out
Ok but it only counts if they’re PINE needles and not just any old needle-like leaf off a tree
I’m going to eat every needle-like leaf I see
Please Don’t Do That
Needle-Like Leaf Roulette
…I’ll accept this plan as long as you promise not to eat any yew leaves.
I can try very hard not to
Pine needles are distinguished by the presence of a sheath-like structure at the base of the leaf, almost always holding bundles of two or more leaves. Yews don’t have the sheath thing
It’s time for me to go out into the woods and stare at needle leaves
Finally you can gain real insight into my average daily life
this conversation reads like two shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief and then are never heard from again
god fucking dammit gimme a minute
Enter AERUH and MALUS SYL-VESTRIS, a pair of JESTERS.
AERUH I tell thee, rosemary is like a pine but with a spicy taste.
MALUS Art thou to claim that needles base of pine have not a spice?
AERUH A needle base of pine is merely base.
MALUS ‘Tis not when held, comparing, to anthos.
AERUH My dearest Malus, needles thou'st eaten?
MALUS How many moons have we as friends seen rise? How many suns have we as friends seen set? Thou sixteen seasons in my heart I’ve held, and hope that I in thine hast been the same. With brotherhood as rich and old as this, thou needst not ask me such frivolities.
AERUH I know thou likely has, to tell the truth, but I would not assume.
MALUS Well, yes, I have. A multitude of types I’ve eaten too. I’ll tell thee now: the best (though it is strange) is single-leaf pinyon.
AERUH And it has spice?
MALUS I truly wish that I could tell thee this, but now, i'faith, I cannot fully tell, the difference in classifying thus: to say “has spice” or merely “herbal strength”.
AERUH To tell this tale most clearly it would seem that eating needles from a pine’s required.
MALUS Aye, it would seem that that’s the task at hand, but caution tells that this is what’s to do: eat only needles of the honest pine, and none of lying leaf with pinelike shape.
AERUH I’ll eat them all.
MALUS I prithee, stay thyself.
AERUH Roulette with leaves.
MALUS At least restrain from yew.
AERUH I’ll do my best.
MALUS That is all can we do. The scholars tell that needles true of pine can be distinguished from the lying yew by sheathlike clothing all along the base; the yew has no such guard.
AERUH With this new truth I now will venture out into the wood and seek the pines and pinelike fakes alike to stare them down and learn their secret truths.
MALUS With this thou canst at long and weary last Discover for thyself my life’s own path.
Exeunt.
Enter MACDUFF.
MACDUFF. Yo dudes that king there’s dead. Like dead as FUCK.
just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets
✨Fresh paint!✨
"I hate it when you visit me. Why are you so weird. Go back to space." "I'm telling Cody you're bullying me." "It's a public service. Somebody has to do it."
Maybe it’s just my soup-loving instincts, but food in a bowl is so much better than food on a plate. Why eat a salad on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Why eat pasta on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Mashed potatoes and gravy! Pie and ice cream! Curry! Soups and stews! Beans! Bowls are Round and Good and shaped for your hands! Hold bowl close and feel warmth!! Heck yeah!!
Rex: Truth or dare?
Ahsoka: Truth.
Rex: How many hours have you slept this week?
Ahsoka:
Ahsoka: Dare.
Rex: Go to sleep.
Ahsoka: I don't like this game.
