it is pathetic.

kath. she/her. currently hyperfixating on the braindead tall girl with beard and muscles.

[queerofthedagger]

yeah yeah having a crush is embarassing but have you ever watched yourself develop a new category 5 character obsession in real time. agonizingly humiliating shit

[ofwings]

Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

[leonbutchkennedy]

[staticspiritportal]

can confirm. un(fortunately)

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[thememedaddy]

[rigormorton32]

Desperately missing this ridiculous man.

[godzillawillsaveus]

Patrick Schwarzenegger in The White Lotus

3.08 "Amor Fati"

[sophia-becketts]

AIMEE LOU WOOD

─ White Lotus (S03E03)

[leonbutchkennedy]

[skullduggary]

Saxon Ratliff | The White Lotus s03e03

[chekhovs-blender]

the face of a guy who is feeling temporarily relieved his younger brother gave him a handjob because it means he didn't jerk off to him having sex with a woman (who is, mind you, much closer to this guy's age, if not canonically older!)

because it means he can freely feel violated and push self-reflection to the back of his mind. he didn't act out on his desires, ergo he doesn't actually have such desires, it's the fucking drugs! and if it's not, it's his freak brother who's to blame 😊

never change, my self-aware king, simply redirect redirect redirect

[chekhovs-blender]

face of a guy who doesn't remember the specifics of the previous night (he will Remember though) but

he's certain he did good last night because he mostly followed saxon's advice and their swim trunks are switched! he lost his virginity probably! oh he'll get a good grade in being little brother and being man which means attention and affection from his big bro who should be proud of him because he's the Sex Guy! he even got to be physically affectionate with saxon which rarely happens! awesome night.

[moments before disaster]

[godzillawillsaveus]

Patrick Schwarzenegger in The White Lotus

3.07 "Killer Instincts"

[geek-ramblings]

[26anna93]

Sarah Catherine clarifying that’s her brother in all caps. 😂

[snoopyharrington]

do you ever feel so chronically online that you’ve read all the steve and gator fic currently available to your greedy little fingers

[rita-moreno]

Aimee Lou Wood & Patrick Schwarzenegger​ Behind the scenes of Venmo's latest commercial

[skullduggary]

They're the same picture...