the lick

theying my them

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[background-character-341]

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

[creature-wizard]

Sorry, but if you really want to understand a topic or truly re-educate yourself, you really do have to get into longform content one way or another. There's no way around it. The stuff you need can't be summed up in a snappy 250 word answer.

[femininefreyanyctophile]

youll also need to get used to sometimes having to look up vocabulary unbeknownst to you

[xinnaroll]

Also, sometimes you might not like or agree with what you find out. That’s fine.

It’s okay to be uncomfortable.

[dogpuppy]

[4waystreet]

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[dailyfigures]

Sailor Uranus & Sailor Neptune ; Sailor Moon ☆ Bandai Spirits

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[yellbug]

modesty

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[wanderingokali]

Don't think I've ever posted the stuff from the aquarium game on its own... here's the sprites i had exported as gifs, although im missing a couple from whats in the full game. If I remember, i'll post their lore pages later as well!

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[magnusttsisgay-official]

Jarvis, pull up that variable meme.

[maplecinnamonbun]

i’m reminded of the developer of a mapping software who had a variable named ‘legend_handles’ that got refactored into ‘leg_handles,’ ‘leg_hands,’ and finally ‘feet’

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just figured out how to save the world. all we have to do is find and excise the undesireables. i mean just look at how much good all the examples of it in the past have done *opens history book* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *fli

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[apas-95]

she breasted boobily into my office, all legs and no feet, arm,s like snakes - hissing and green - and hair like a tornado of cats. she draped herself over the coatrack and reached for a cigarette, tossing it daintily into her mouth and chewing it. Whats The Matter Dame i said, hazily, through a cloud of wood alcohol

[apas-95]

i slipped through the back door and sat down at the bar, sliding into my stool “ The Usual…” i murmured, slipping a quarter into the automat and pulling out a plate of cigarettes and an ersatz-coffee. i took a sippy of my noir coffee, burning my tongue, and chewed at the plate… no leads on The Case. FUcking Murders!!! i thought Aaargh!!! This Suck!!!!! but i only let out a low growl and tipped the automat the same quarter again (it was on a string the first time)

[apas-95]

the case to end all case

sure was seemin'g like it

[moogmatriarch]

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!