courage, dear heart

dissociate and play zelda all night

[humanstein]

Forever stuck in my heart.

[gaguhantayo]

If you're a fan of anime, or Your Name alone, this is how you say "I love you."

[reys--speeder-deactivated202006]

narrator: Mewtwo was created in a lab almost 20 years ago

me in a theater full of children: I WAS THERE!

[bibliophilic-pluviophile]

[billcouture]

Godzilla 2014, ‘Worship’

[orangutanjcalliope-deactivated2]

[stayc0urageous]

still alive¿

i never check this app anymore!

i start vet school in a few months and have made indescribable leaps and bound in my mental health in the past year. i love my job, i love my team and i am so sad to have to leave them but ultimately my boss is the entire reason i got the guts to apply to vet school.

i’ve gotten better at calling people out on treating me like garbage.

and i started going to shows again!!!! i’ve been moshing and stage diving and crowd surfing my way to euphoria for the past year now which is great because i never thought i’d be able to stomach going to a show again.

[hyrude]

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

[the-darkest-of-souls]

This is absolutely amazing

[gearbird]

[volunteerfiredepartmentmember]

Lemon Snickers: a many bad things

[unfortunatelyviolet]

Citrus High Fructose Corn Syrup Sugar Vesicle: An Arrangement of Deplorable Affairs 

[mindfulwrath]

Fruit Candy: Uh-Oh

[triforce-princess]

things that need so much more appreciation; low poly video game birds that youre not supposed to look directly at

(twilight princess)

(splatoon 2)

(super mario odyssey)

(breath of the wild)

feel free to add on your own favorite low poly video game birds to this post

[fruitgushers]

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

[loving-villanelle]

i’m someone the church wants dead today

[gilmorescreencaps]

[stayc0urageous]

i have work and my first day of classes tomorrow and i’m losing my grip on reality and i’m very sad and it hurts.

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[twinkincel]

im a snail and god is salting me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

[pukicho]

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

[marquisdesad]

I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted