Eddie

Don't want me back, well thats too bad

[player-one-elliot]

Breaking character from Elliot for a moment:

Please remember that the people running the character accounts are very real people. I’ve seen some hate mail or heard of hate mail, plus I got someone basically insinuating that Elliot was searching for a girl to- ahem- basically take advantage of today. And this was on my post.

Stop being the negativity in the fandom. Posting that a character is looking to find “easy prey” is disgusting. Not one (not a SINGLE ONE) in S6 have acted like they’re preying on anyone. Dylan is one thing, but no one has had this behavior in S6.

If you don’t enjoy a character and want to poke fun, let’s do it! I love saying “I couldn’t find my glasses! 😭” in response to the CA postcard. But think before you hit “Post”.

Thank you to everyone who has made this fun 💚

[steady-eddie]

I think I know who this is about

[pussycat-lover-vet-andy]

Aww you sweetheart!🥰🥰🥰 I would love to say yes, but I do have other pending proposals as well...

[steady-eddie]

Don’t mind me over here in the bushes enjoying the hors d’oeuvres

[steady-eddie]

Eddie, you're delusional. Don't you ever come back to Love Island. No one likes you. We're not wasting our time watching you white knight and shit.🤬🤬🤬🤬🙏

I’ve fixed my ways, just give me a chance

[b-uzzle]

Why haven't we been talking about the possibility that mystery man is Eddie this whole time?

But that might mean Jamal really did leave thinking we were dumped...

Fusey wouldn't do that to us. Would they do that to us? They totally would!

Jamal... no... Please still be in the villa? 🥺

[steady-eddie]

It was supposed to be a secret

[willkimurashat]

HISSSSS HISSSS NO NO NO ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT

I cannot express to you how much I don’t want Eddie to come back. Let’s put aside for a minute the fact that he is my personal nemesis. Here are the reasons why they shouldn’t do it:

Making an all stars season is a bad idea (if that’s what they are hinting). There are canons and headcanons and players married with their favorite pixels, so you can’t just bring in anyone and say, “yeah they’re single and ready to mingle” when jennie_69_timswaifu has already been happily married with Tim for years. Think of all the broken hearts, fusebox!

It’s lazy. I could forgive bringing back a non-problematic, previously non-romanceable character, but excuse me, that is not the case at all with Eddie because he is very very problematic.

No one from s5 should be coming back. Period. Are you kidding me?? Of all the seasons??? You’re picking on s5????

In fact, s5 doesn’t even exist. Not in my mind, it doesn’t. Ex in the villa who? No, never heard of them🤷‍♀️ ITS NOT REAL IT CANT HURT ME

EDDIE’S ALWAYS BEEN A CREEPER! It’s not like he can change - he just really is like that! He can only exist peacefully in fanfics, where he’s literally just a shell and his personality is completely rewritten by the author (kudos to you lovelies!). Otherwise, his only charm is actually in being amusingly villainous, so they shouldn’t be getting rid of it.

He’s not really all that imo? But of course, that’s just personal preference. Still, I don’t know how can anyone want to get together with someone who’s previously been gaslighting and manipulating his way through? I would like to believe that players have more self-respect than that…

Because I said so.

[steady-eddie]

Do we have a problem?

[willkimurashat]

[steady-eddie]

Watch yo self, I’ll be over in the bushes watching

[willkimurashat]

Don’t tell me what to do😭

[beesandfigs-abandoned]

Please stay home @steady-eddie 😭💀

[steady-eddie]

Nahh, my redemption story starts now

[garebearandnan]

POSTCARD: MYSTERY GUY THEORY

I think I figured out who it is! (This is based on my playthrough: Elliot, Lewie, Ozzy and Roberto are in the main villa) I lightened the postcard to examine the swim trunks closer. Unless they switch the guy in pic AND change the shorts before release date my theory may not apply.

None of the main villa boys's short color matches, but that's just FB trying to keep mystery guy a secret.

Ozzy has a print so I quickly removed him. If you have Ryan or Jamal in Villa- I don't think it is either of them. Ryan has white piping at bottom & at pockets and aglet. Jamal has aglet, tie/loops isn't similar, and front has 1 stitch line. (Aglets are the little plastic or metal things on the ends of drawstrings or shoelaces to keep the ends from fraying.)

Based on close up of the image I think the mystery guy is Roberto in my play thru (He's coupled with Amelia and she is twisting to Marshall). His trunks:

1. Only boy with no aglet on drawstring 2. Smooth front 3. Ties/loops are just a mirror image of his day swim wear.

[rebelrayne]

I feel like this makes sense for a few reasons:

Elliot has his own postcard with the shower girl (which I think we're all thinking is Ivy and STOP IT HURTS ME).

Ozzy has his own postcard, even if we thought it was innocent (looks like they changed it though).

The Flo postcard has to be your LI previous to Elliot OR it's Amelia's LI (depending on if you're coupled with Roberto). All that's shown is their hair, which can be easily changed for whoever you have left: Jamal, Lewie or Ryan.

Roberto is the only other boy (aside from Elliot and Ozzy) that is in everyone's games. It does make sense to be him but I'm hoping they fixed the skin tone? Because that definitely doesn't look like Roberto the way it is BUT it makes sense (if they changed that) to be him since he's in everyone's games.

[sparxaf]

I knew @footballer-lewie was innocent.

Sorry @roberto-the-pilot girlies 😥

[the-portuguese-squeeze]

Actually, the producers like to stir things up, so things may not be what they seem! There's a perfectly innocent explanation for me sitting on a bench (outside, I might add, where all can see) while someone holds up a bikini top! Maybe it's Ivy's and she found it on the floor, wanted to know if I knew where Ivy was? Yes, that's it!

If you ask me, it's even more sus that they're not showing what Ryan, Lewie, or Jamal are up to... It's all misdirection

Except for @player-one-elliot, the eyes don't lie

[steady-eddie]

hmmm, was I hiding in the bushes or do I spy my swim trunks

[steady-eddie]

THERE'S AN EDDIE ONE TOO??? BEST DAY OF MY LIFE FR 🫢❤️

Makes sense, babe. I am the best after all.

[willkimurashat]

HISSSSS HISSSS NO NO NO ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT

I cannot express to you how much I don’t want Eddie to come back. Let’s put aside for a minute the fact that he is my personal nemesis. Here are the reasons why they shouldn’t do it:

Making an all stars season is a bad idea (if that’s what they are hinting). There are canons and headcanons and players married with their favorite pixels, so you can’t just bring in anyone and say, “yeah they’re single and ready to mingle” when jennie_69_timswaifu has already been happily married with Tim for years. Think of all the broken hearts, fusebox!

It’s lazy. I could forgive bringing back a non-problematic, previously non-romanceable character, but excuse me, that is not the case at all with Eddie because he is very very problematic.

No one from s5 should be coming back. Period. Are you kidding me?? Of all the seasons??? You’re picking on s5????

In fact, s5 doesn’t even exist. Not in my mind, it doesn’t. Ex in the villa who? No, never heard of them🤷‍♀️ ITS NOT REAL IT CANT HURT ME

EDDIE’S ALWAYS BEEN A CREEPER! It’s not like he can change - he just really is like that! He can only exist peacefully in fanfics, where he’s literally just a shell and his personality is completely rewritten by the author (kudos to you lovelies!). Otherwise, his only charm is actually in being amusingly villainous, so they shouldn’t be getting rid of it.

He’s not really all that imo? But of course, that’s just personal preference. Still, I don’t know how can anyone want to get together with someone who’s previously been gaslighting and manipulating his way through? I would like to believe that players have more self-respect than that…

Because I said so.

[steady-eddie]

Do we have a problem?

[willkimurashat]

[steady-eddie]

Watch yo self, I’ll be over in the bushes watching

[willkimurashat]

HISSSSS HISSSS NO NO NO ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT

I cannot express to you how much I don’t want Eddie to come back. Let’s put aside for a minute the fact that he is my personal nemesis. Here are the reasons why they shouldn’t do it:

Making an all stars season is a bad idea (if that’s what they are hinting). There are canons and headcanons and players married with their favorite pixels, so you can’t just bring in anyone and say, “yeah they’re single and ready to mingle” when jennie_69_timswaifu has already been happily married with Tim for years. Think of all the broken hearts, fusebox!

It’s lazy. I could forgive bringing back a non-problematic, previously non-romanceable character, but excuse me, that is not the case at all with Eddie because he is very very problematic.

No one from s5 should be coming back. Period. Are you kidding me?? Of all the seasons??? You’re picking on s5????

In fact, s5 doesn’t even exist. Not in my mind, it doesn’t. Ex in the villa who? No, never heard of them🤷‍♀️ ITS NOT REAL IT CANT HURT ME

EDDIE’S ALWAYS BEEN A CREEPER! It’s not like he can change - he just really is like that! He can only exist peacefully in fanfics, where he’s literally just a shell and his personality is completely rewritten by the author (kudos to you lovelies!). Otherwise, his only charm is actually in being amusingly villainous, so they shouldn’t be getting rid of it.

He’s not really all that imo? But of course, that’s just personal preference. Still, I don’t know how can anyone want to get together with someone who’s previously been gaslighting and manipulating his way through? I would like to believe that players have more self-respect than that…

Because I said so.

[steady-eddie]

Do we have a problem?

[steady-eddie]

do you prefer MC or Gabi?

Depends, what day of the week is it?

[bigdaddytess]

Let the adventure begin 🍒

[steady-eddie]

Oh look we’re both lawyers, maybe we can sit down later and discuss a partnership 😉

[kuesaa]

Bc this came up on my fyp, I had to make this

[steady-eddie]

Foolproof plan

[steady-eddie]

Can someone tell Gabi to stop trying to text me, I’m trying to fix things with MC

[the-portuguese-squeeze]

[steady-eddie]

Cmon bro, we can hang out and drink a few pints

[the-portuguese-squeeze]

Learn how to treat a lady, then we’ll talk

[steady-eddie]

I can teach you how I do it, then we’ll have a pool party after

[the-portuguese-squeeze]

[steady-eddie]

Cmon bro, we can hang out and drink a few pints

[luhvey-duhvey]

Bobby would never watch me leave like this.

[steady-eddie]

Remember when I followed you into the villa to win you back and next thing I knew I was swimming

[pussycat-lover-vet-andy]

Just admit it now, or I tell them all the truth!

?

Admit to… what?

[hanky-panky-hamish-deactivated2]

Your deepest secret…

[pussycat-lover-vet-andy]

I don’t have any though?

[steady-eddie]

I have a secret, I made one tiny mistake one time now Mc wants to break my heart

[pussycat-lover-vet-andy]

That’s not even a secret-

Okay, I’ll let you in on one then, loyalty is the most attractive quality, mate😏

[steady-eddie]

I said I was sorry, so you best try not to graft on my girl

[pussycat-lover-vet-andy]

Not my fault I can treat her better than you man

[steady-eddie]

I am a changed man, only have eyes for one

[pussycat-lover-vet-andy]

Wandering eyes you mean?

[steady-eddie]

How are you supposed to know what flavor you like if you don’t sample all of them