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Hiya! I'm Laura/Liz whatever; later 20s; i like cats & dogs even if they make me sneeze ✌🐶🐱 i post mostly stuff that just makes me smile :0) have a good day!

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[superbabymethod]

serving gunt

[manleytea]

 Normal non-obsessive teenage girls

[wav48k]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

[wav48k]

Do you need something.

[wav48k]

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

[wav48k]

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

[beguilingcorpse]

the thing about labubus to me is that i genuinely do think the design is appealing and i love things that are uglycute and if they were lowkey or more niche i think it would be super cute to have one. but the fact that they are mainstream and trendy sucks all of the fun out of it for me

[beguilingcorpse]

this isn’t just “durr hburr mainstream thing Bad i need to feel Cool” it’s just that like. collecting ANYTHING popular is such a slog to me. i love pokemon cards and i love collecting them and i love playing the tcg and i’ve been into pokemon cards for like 15 years and i think they are fun. but the recent wave of “buy them, invest in them, flip them, resell them, snatch up a whole store’s stock” is soooo exhausting. because you literally cannot avoid it as part of the hobby. it is an awful time to try to get into pokemon cards or tcg because you cannot physically get your hands on new cards. and the ppl paying hundreds to thousands of dollars to buy up new releases and restocks are not into pokemon cards for the cards - they want the monetary or social capital that comes with either (a) having extremely rare graded chase cards or (b) ‘investing’ in unopened packs that will purposefully sit in storage for the next fifteen years until they balloon in value. it’s not about pokemon it’s about profit. it’s not about the thing it’s about how to harness the idea of the thing for personal gain. you can’t engage with the Idea without necessarily inviting the Meta Idea.

going back to labubus. no one is actually into labubus. very few people care about the design or the character or the artist or any of it. labubus aren’t cool but HAVING a labubu is cool. it doesn’t matter what your opinion is about labubus but everyone has an opinion about having an opinion on labubus. if you like them you’re vapid and following a craze and trying to fit in. if you hate them you’re trying too hard to be contrarian and you hate fun and you’re being silly because it’s just a toy. you cannot win except by purchasing the thing that everybody can’t stop talking about talking about. and then you get articles like this:

and it’s like ohhh. okay. it was never about a hobby or the doll or even about the trend. it has always been about money. ok got it. thank you.

i’m so tired.

[bedupolker]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

[demilypyro]

[forestofsprites]

lovely friends and gorgeous people of tumblr.com, i invite you to please reblog this post and put in the tags something that has brought you happiness lately! anything at all, any joy, slight or miraculous, wholly at your discretion!

[brucebocchi]

my spec script for a letterkenny cold open

[Wayne standing outside barn]

WAYNE: Your good buddy came back from the city the other day…

[cut to produce stand]

KATY: Dary, you better tuck in that bottom lip before a bird comes by and poops on it.

DAN: Yeah Daryls, yer lookin a little perturbeds over there.

DARY: It’s just… I seen something when I was in the city.

WAYNE: Probably another brunch bistro, fuckin’ citiots.

KATY: $15 for a sandwich. Pull your finger outta your ass.

WAYNE: That’s what I said, I said pull your finger outta yer ass.

DAN: So what’s the rumpus, Grumpus?

DARY: One night I ended up at a club with Dan’s second cousint.

KATY: Who, Garrett?

DAN: No, Jarrett.

DARY: And on the dance floor at this club, we seen this quirked-up white boy.

[Wayne sits up in his chair]

WAYNE: Quirked-up… white boy?

DARY: Quirked-up white boy.

DAN: You means like a skid?

KATY: More like a methed-up white boy.

WAYNE: Quirked up… white boy.

DARY: White boy was quirked up.

DAN: Quirks Bentley?

KATY: The Quirks of Being a Wallflower.

WAYNE: Was he quirkin’ hard or… hardly quirkin’?

DARY: Oh, he was quirkin’ 9 to 5.

DAN: Probably wearings his Quirkenstocks.

KATY: No need for a knee-quirk reaction.

DAN: No swags though, that’s for sure.

WAYNE: Oh, there’s no way he had any swag, there’s no GODdamn way.

KATY: No swag on a quirked up white boy.

DARY: He had a little bit of swag.

KATY: Just a drill bit?

DARY: Just a horse bit.

DAN: Now Daryls, we all seen a quirked-up white boy with a TimBits of swag from time to times.

DARY: I know, but… it’s almost not worth thinkin’ about.

WAYNE: Get this guy a fuckin’ Puppers.

KATY: I shoulda packed a lunch for this.

DAN: Out with it, Dary.

DARY: My point is, he was busting it down sexual style.

[Wayne sits up again]

WAYNE: Busting it down… sexual style?

DARY: This quirked up white boy, with just bits and bites of swag, was busting it down sexual style.

DAN: How was it sexual styles?

DARY: I can’t really describe it. You know it when you see it.

KATY: Can confirm.

WAYNE: Katy…

KATY: I’m just saying, when you see a white boy bust it down, you can tell if it’s sexual style.

DAN: Y’know, Miss Katys, Professor Tricia says—

KATY: Withdrawn.

WAYNE: …sexual style.

DARY: It was definitely sexual style.

WAYNE: OK Dary. Dary, OK. So you’re saying… this was a quirked-up white boy… with 16-bit of swag… busting it down… sexual style.

DARY: Quirked-up white boy, with a mosquito bit of swag, busting it down sexual style.

DAN: Can’t say I see a problems here.

KATY: Figure it out.

WAYNE: That’s what I said, I said figger it out.

DARY: I AM trying to figure it out! And what I’m trying to figure out is…

KATY: Tick tock.

DARY: …is he goated with the sauce?

[Everyone sits up]

WAYNE: Goated… with the sauce.

DAN: Goateds with the sauce?

DARY: Goated with the sauce.

KATY: A quirked-up white boy… with a Ritz Bit of swag… busting it down sexual style… and you want to know if he’s goated with the sauce?

DARY: Almost not worth thinkin’ about.

WAYNE: Get this guy a fuckin’ Puppers.

DAN: Well, Daryls, given the evidence as laid out befores us… It seems fair to assumes he’s goated with the marinaras.

KATY: Goated with the Cholula.

DARY: So he’s goated with the chimichurri?

WAYNE: Goated with the Mae Ploy.

DAN: Low-sodium soys.

KATY: Rick and Morty Szechuan.

WAYNE: Goat-chujang.

DARY: Quirked-up white boy is goated!

KATY: Wonder if he’s single.

DAN: That’s goated if I ever seent it.

[cut back to Wayne in front of the barn]

WAYNE: …with the sauce.

[theme song plays]

[orteil42]

evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself

[beatcroc]

[cloudmancy]

three 'please draw my bike as a horse' commissions! breed choices and tack under cut:

The first one is a workhorse commute bike that is dependable, can carry a lot, and has been with owner for a very long time. I thought a carriage horse would be suitable specifically:

I had in mind a large draft breed - specifically the Drum Horse - for being large, sturdy, gentle, and very even-tempered. While a 'drum horse' is not a specific recognized breed like Shire horses, Shires are not allowed to have white markings like roan or piebald. So, Drum Horses are Shires crossbred with Vanner Cobs and Clyesdales to create any coat and marking possibility while retaining the Shire's distinctive leg feathering.

The owner of the mountain bike wanted an Andalusian, Mustang, or Lusitano with western tack and some leg protection. My concept was a red chestnut Mustang with saddlebags and protectors on the front knees.

The last one is a 'little three speed with pedal brakes like a kid's bike'. I picked a Welsh pony for her.

I do think this bike is still too big to be a Shetland! This is a Welsh Mountain Cob, and they're hardy and have excellent temperaments. They're good for lesson horses and children's show ponies. This one has a simple classical riding saddle and saddle blanket on.

[ryanphantom]

Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.

[ryanphantom]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[vicshush]

[ID: A captioned TikTok video by user @stixywixy of a bearded man wearing a sweatshirt that reads "Sorry". He is speaking against a background that is a screenshot of a Tumblr exchange. The exchange starts with user victini posting "You can control white people by giving them cheese". User 0ndo replies "cheese is so good tho". Victini replies "I got one".

Stixywixy indicates the exchange as he lectures: "I've seen this circulating a lot, and as the veil between the worlds grows thinner this time of year, we need to talk about it for everyone's safety. Summoning, binding, warding, and dismissal are four distinct disciplines. They don't overlap. Cheese will summon white people; it will give you no command over them. Now you've got a swarm of uncontrollable cheese eating white people. Congratulations, you just made France. Now what? Conjure responsibly." Stixywixy looks away and drinks from an insulated tumbler. /end ID]

[pierrotsdrawer]

“Where are you going today?”🚂

[heartattackkidd]

My mom: "which one is moomin?"

Me: "the little white guy"

My mom: "so who's the hippo?"

[feeshies]

oh no! the black metal band i googled has a "controversy" section of their wikipedia page! oh no!

[feeshies]

they're just satanists. crisis averted!

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

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[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[beardedmrbean]