i mean...can you blame them? look at us, buddy. we're the complete package here so it's no wonder people are loving us. look at you, getting all fancy with your facemasks and shit. will you teach me your ways? i feel like i need some help with my skincare routine. you rocked the hell out of the faded blonde, man, and i mean that shit. yeah, you're for sure gonna lose a few.
your confident side is really showing right now. you definitely are the complete package, man, i won't deny that. if i was a girl, i'd know what to do. got to keep the glow going. really? alright, next time we'll both do a face mask. you're going to love it. your skin just feels so nice after. thank you, i take pride in that. i'd say i'm hoping they'd let me keep it this way but i doubt it. dean's blonde so got to stick with it. if i ever start talking like some pretty douche, please slap me.

















