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@disparatepeace got another good one!!!
I saw the word mayonnaise and I immediately saw red.
Honey you can NOT dilute a war crime
Every one of these videos is like an Idiots To Lovers speed run.
This is so funny to me because one time I started making a cake before realizing I was out of eggs so I thought "mayonnaise is eggs" and I made this cake.
Mayonnaise actually tastes particularly good in a chocolate cake. Someone paid me $60 for a chocolate mayonnaise cake once.
Champion Rai • Berserker Mao • Thief Kiki • Grappler Gao
pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers
Shintember Day 20: Coffee
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
TONIGHT
Tonight!!!
Insects may as well be the size of elephants for the way I react to them.
And in this endless night, I only have one wish
Please, never let this meme die.
This is the best one I’ve seen so far
What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us
It’s fucking back
shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020
The fates have ordained that this cross my timeline again and you better fucking believe i’m reblogging it.
This is the only good meme, don’t @ me
This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.
Oh come on, that’s not fair. Women aren’t featured in nearly that many Marvel movies.
Was about to scroll past when I saw that comment
i said what i said
🔫 soumako
(I was so tempted to do something with ewoatt soumako being the best brothers in arms oops but anyway)
One of the ways Sousuke and Makoto check in with each other when they’re out in public is through different subtle hand signals. It started when Makoto wanted to squeeze in more practice for his JSL elective class, and Sousuke was willing to help any way he could. Learning and practicing some of the basic conversational signs eventually turned into them starting to sign phrases like “I’m alright” and “thanks” constantly. Practicing the alphabet also allowed for them to spell out nicknames for each other as inside jokes, which threw their friends for a loop anytime they saw it come up while all hanging out. They don’t always follow actual JSL, coming up with some of their own unofficial signs for fun. Sousuke has started making subtle finger guns at people that annoy him (sometimes strangers, sometimes friends, sometimes himself) just for Makoto to see and loves the way Makoto can’t help but smile or laugh every time he chides him for the behavior. He enjoys all of the hand signals they share, how it started out as something functional (and still important; they want to maintain JSL practice) but also morphed into something special, just for them to share.
Send in a random emoji and Free! character(s)/ships/etc and I’ll try to come up with a headcanon/drabble✨
I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.
Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting!
Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.
Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean: I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.
I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.
I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities
P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them
Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them. I just don’t need to blink very often!
Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it. I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!
It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful. They aren’t! They just AREN’T DOGS.
Pour les chats 🐈💞
Get ready for “more reasons why I fucking love cats”
Yes, the legends are true. Cats headbutt you to show their trust and affection. They also do it to show “hey look I see you as family.” Lions do it with members of their pride to say the same. It’s not just because they want food.
Cats nibbling is indeed literally cats grooming you. It’s what mom cats do to their kittens. If a cat is gently biting and/or licking you, they’re now your mom.
Meowing can simply be for the mere fact they want to say hello, want to play or be pet. Again, not just for food.
They barely meow at other cats (except for kittens, they meow at mom cat), mostly just humans. There are exceptions but overall, meowing is almost always for us.
Cats squinting/slow blinking is indeed basically the equivalent of us smiling and/or kissing.
Cats, like humans, prefer to get things without having to work for it- which isn’t very common within other animals.
Cat massages or making biscuits is because they happy! Kneading is another way of saying “hey I like this moment here I enjoy you and my life.”
Cats recognize us by smell, sound, taste, and touch. They recognize us after years as their long term memory is extremely good. This is why abused or neglected cats are so easily scared or hard to connect with. If your scent changes over the years or just in the day, your voice will them it’s really you. Also, they will only remember you if you had impact on their life. If you just existed in the same house, they obviously won’t care.
And yes, they know our patterns in the day. You notice it when it’s beneficial to them (feeding time!). They will often wait for you to come home as well.
To remember: cats think we are interesting as hell. They watch us do everything because we’re fascinating!!!
They also want you to be around when eating because they feel vulnerable. They focus on eating so they hope you protect them. They do the same for you, all the time.
CATS 😍😍😍😍
If a cat is gently biting and/or licking you, they’re now your mom.
Haven’t had cats for a few years, but a couple over the years liked to perch on my belly and knead/chew/lick my beard while purring their ass off. I think they thought that I was their mom. <3
