'Cause I can't help, falling in love with FOOD...

It's all messy. The hair. The bed. The words. The heart. The feels. The Life. Nowadays, so is my sexuality.

[stimman4000]

*slaps my own ass* self-care

[memewhore]

[arsetronaut]

THERES MORE

[rainbow-cokesniffer]

[pomp-adourable]

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

[dormouseking]

an angel

[lovelydaydreams]

I lowkey feel like elta beens quiet since she realized how unfamous she is,since that live of 300 people and half of them asking who she was.

i wish she would realize she's not famous and never will be. she'll always just be "jensen ackles' wife"

[tolkienmercury-deactivated20220]

She had a career before Jensen y'all know that right??? She was a model and an actress. She was getting roles regularly until she had the kids and now she spends more time being a stay at home mom because that is what she CHOOSES to do. She could probably go out right now and get hired for a movie or show in a few seconds if she really wanted to.

Y'all who constantly talk shit about her and spew your nasty misogyny all over the place are PATHETIC. Jensen ain't gonna fuck you and he certainly ain't gonna fuck Jared so I don't know why y'all spend every hour of every day shitting on his beautiful wife to...what? Try and get his attention?? Lame. Pathetic. Sad. Shut the fuck up.

N e ways stan Danneel Ackles because she is a literal goddess

[s1utforfictionalcharacters]

[mjalti]

“Not to be a bitch—“ and why not?

[marisatomay]

it’s 2am and i’m in hysterics over this tiktok

[poirytowanie-deactivated2025101]

[mimozka-deactivated20220128]

Bridgerton + Troubled Birds Part 1

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[glass-rose-paperweight]

Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again

[masterofhounds]

Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.

[thornypeach3]

Ahh it’s back.

“And that’s why we have a John Watson”, indeed 😂

[thefangirlofhp]

Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.

[firestarsandseneschals]

this post is on my dash I feel HONORED

[b00kworm]

THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH

[wrxthswitch]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG

[the-most-medium-lesbian]

On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.

[lindonleaves]

I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!

[marisatomay]

every day i log onto twitter dot gov and see someone whine about how much they miss tumblr and i sincerely hope they all never realize we’re still here

[catasters]

[clarkegriffins]

me: destiel is not gonna happen

someone: *agrees with me* yeah, it's not happening

me: why are u saying that :( is there a new spoiler? :(

[viralthings]

I am half Scottish and half Japanese- I hand-sewed this kimono from men’s dress shirts and boxer shorts.

[drippingthrussy-blog]

What did she do: THAT Who is she: THAT BITCH

[z0mbi3-s0krat3s]

🤔

[rodrickheffeley]

i just think him

[louisandthedagger]

the way i’m crying rn

[castiel--for--king]

I am glad I have reached a point in my simultanuous love and hatred for Supernatural that I will defend that destiel scene to the death while at the same time reblogging memes about how stupid it is because they're hilarious and absolutely true