Bees are in the trap

ლ(́◉◞益◟◉‵ლ my name is eve and i can summon satan with my booty rocking

[mepphy-land]

Baby trying to eat hard food for the first time. Listen to his determination!!

[bogleech]

PLEASE TURN SOUND ON

[ginkamas]

[bassmastiff]

my favorite piikachu

[sushinfood]

this is the most amazing pikachu ever

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[catboyselsel]

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

[lesbian-trash-possum]

@fake-bird

[thepinkestpug]

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

[lanternlighting]

(x)

[ballsniggas-deactivated20130325]

I literally cant fucking breathe 

[corink]

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

[batlabels]

DEATH BEE BEEHIVE TRIP WIRE

[ryanpanos]

The Bus | Paul Kirchner | Via

[thecryptocreep]

// Endless List of Weird Creatures 15//X: Skunk Ape

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

FUCK YEHA SKUNK APE MASTER OF ALL APE FOR THE CRYPTID WORLD ALL SKUNK APE PUT LONG ARMS ON THE TABLE AND PRAY IT TO THEIR GOD SKUNK BARTOLOMEJ APE THE BIG MAN THE HEAD HONCHO THE BIG BOSS MR SKUNK APE ESQUIRE SKUNK APE SMELL SO PUNGENT AND THICK COAT OF MUSK SMELL FEAR FROM MILE AWAY SKUNK APE HOW IT GETS ITS NAME ITS SKUNK APE SMELLS SO GOOD TO MINE LONELY EARS IVE CRIED SO MANY TEARS ALL THAT COMES OUT IS STINK SECRETIONS REMINISCENT OF THE ONE THE ONLY SKUNK APE SKUNK APE HARBINGER OF FLORIDA END TIME KILLING TOURIST WITH A SINGLE SWIFT KICK TO THE ANUS SKUNK APE WHO HARNESSES THE POWER OF ALL THAT IS SKUNK AND ALLT HAT IS APE THE BAD SKUNK APE WHO LIVES ONCE, TWICE, THRICE IN BOTH SERBIA AND FLORIDA SKUNK APE HE WILL STEAL THE APPLES OFF YOUR PORCH BUT PAY YOU BACK A MAN OF HIS WORD SKUNK APE THE MAN OF THE HOUR SKUNK APE HE WHO SEES ALL HE WHO SMELLS ALL SKUNK APE SKUNK APE SKUNK APE SKUNK APE SKУНК АПЕ СКУНК АПЕ СКУНК АПЕ СКУНК АПЕ!

[theverge]

A pigeon pollution patrol is flying around London wearing tiny backpacks

Ten pigeons with tiny backpacks that detect nitrogen dioxide and ozone gases are flying over London for the next two days monitoring the city’s pollution levels. The Pigeon Patrol are live tweeting the pollution data at @PigeonAir.

[commanderholly-deactivated20180]

this is adorable they all have little name tags stop 

[struggletoast]

[hotfriend]

cause im mr brightside

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

if this isn’t already how you dance to mr brightside you’re lying

[mooncplise-dump]

Yesterday episode of The Amazing World of Gumball brought on of the most important Things i’ve seen about love on a cartoon.

[macncheese-blog]

this is amazing!!

[legends-canon]

[thebootydiaries]

gets me every time ;(

[millktree-deactivated20121024]

[camquat]

[supplehearts-archive]

Planets i learned about via youtube while procrastinating my english essay

Planet 55 Cancri e is basically a giant diamond. like the planet is a diamond. and it would be worth $26.9 nonillion

Planet Gliese 436 b is an ice planet that is constantly on fire do to its close proximity to its parent star. the ice doesn’t melt bc the planet’s gravity is so strong it physically prevents the ice from melting

Planet HD 189733b rains sideways glass…. constantly

Planet J1407-B has planetary rings that are 200x the size of saturn. if saturn’s ring were as big as J1407-B’s we’d be able to see them with our naked eye from earth AND they would dominate our sky and look larger than a full moon

Planet Wasp-12b rotates so close to its parent star that its slowly being consumed by the it

Planet Gliese 581c is one of the candidates for a planet that can support life however it orbits a tiny dwarf star and is tidally locked so one side is constantly subject to immense sunlight while the other is constantly in darkness. there’s a small area of the planet however, that is just the right temp to support life. u just can’t step out of said area. the skies are red and the plants would have be a black color instead of a green bc they would use infrared light for photosynthesis. (a message was actually sent to the planet in 2008 in hopes that there’s life on the planet but the message wont reach the planet until 2029).

Planet GJ 1214b is a water planet nicknamed “water world” is has no land at all and the water is so deep it goes down miles all the way to the planet’s core.

Planet Wasp-17b is the largest planet discovered thus far. its so large its existence contradicts our understanding of how planets are formed. and it has a retrograde orbit, so it orbits in the opposite direction of its parent star.

Planet HD 188753 has 3 suns you should have triple shadows and there would be almost daily eclipses. and no matter which direction u face on the planet u would always see a sunset

Planet HD106906b is the loneliest planet discovered thus far. its known as “super jupiter” bc its 11x bigger than jupiter. it orbits its parent star at a distance of 60 billion miles (which is v strange) hence why its the loneliest planet.

Planet Tres 2b is the darkest planet known. it reflects less than 1% of light (it reflects less light than coal and black acrylic paint). the tiny part of the planet that does reflect light is red making the planet glow a dim red.

[weloveshortvideos]

[loki-on-mjolnir]

A brilliant way to respond to dick pics (x)

[thechronicleofshe]

I love 2016, The year that women have Had Enough

[xosunflowerdoll-deactivated2020]

But how are they finding these men’s Facebooks through their instagrams?? Leak this week info!!!

[gothicstripper]

Most people have their full names on their instagrams and the same photo too. But this is perf.

[slutty-stripper-goddess-deactiv]

I did this to a boy who wouldn’t stop sexually harassing me over facebook one time, he would pop into my messages and then block me or delete his FB so I couldn’t reply or block him, so I screenshotted all of his messages and sent them to his mom. 

It was fucking glorious. He told me he got in huge trouble and it would never happen again. He was 22.