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[jemimaland]

ilya really really really wants a secret door in their ottawa house, not the cottage the one they invite people to, purely bc he was really into spy movies as a kid and thinks it would be really cool. at first shane thinks it’s a stupid waste of money, but for christmas/ilya’s birthday he installs one that goes down to the basement, its like a bookshelf probably maybe it’s in the trophy room idk.

ilya sets up a den down there and it’s all cosy and shane ribs him for it and is like ‘oh you should show the team next time they come over for game night’ and ilya like ‘😒 would not be a secret door then would it kotenok’ so the cens don’t know about the door even though ilya is DYING to show them.

one day they have a gathering at the house and shane starts to get really overstimulated so he goes up to their room but people keep coming to find him and bring him back so eventually he just sighs and is like fine! i’ll use the stupid secret door! fuck it! and he disappears downstairs.

ilya’s like ?? where is husband?? he checks the house and can’t find him, people are asking where he is, and then it hits him and he feels so vindicated “shane thought secret door was stupid, is not so stupid now”.

once he’s efficiently gotten everyone out of the building he goes to find his husband in his cosy lil basement, all tucked up in blankets, having fallen asleep watching a hockey documentary and he carries him up to bed giving him a little kiss on the forehead

[texasteaparty]

speaking of spanish, what about texas born hangman who wants to be bold but not come on too strong and so he starts waxxing poetics to rooster in spanish, all these thirsty ass comments or painfully soft, sweet nothings and thinks hes slick because rooster always looks confused

meanwhile cali born and bred rooster knows spanish well enough to understand the just but sometimes gets words mixed up and thinks hangman is threatening him when hangman is really begging him to sit on his face

[catalpa-waltz]

in my mind when luca first starts seeing a guy and getting serious enough about him to bring him to team events and get him tickets to games (he’s a firefighter, hot as hell, nice work haas) ilya’s so chill and cool about it and nice to the guy and obviously the rest of the team has no problem with it and it’s only shane with mixed emotions like what do you mean you weren’t planning on nursing an unrequited love for my husband forever?? what do you mean you’re not planning to walk around holding a torch for ilya rozanov for the rest of your natural life? what do you mean????

[bugslibraryy]

Tispy Ilya crawling into bed where his husband Shane is peacefully sleeping away and Ilya really doesn’t want to wake him but he does kind of need to get his hands on him badly a lot. Ilya’s hands up under Shane’s hoodie- he only ever wears them to bed when Ilya isn’t falling asleep with him, shoving his face into shanes neck breathing him in. Shane wakes up a little and is like “Ilya?” All slurred and soft and Ilya is like “sorry sweetheart” and Shane just shakes his head and rolls over and hums and wraps his arms around Ilya sighing happily, “missed you” he mumbles and plants his face right into the curve of Ilya’s neck, rubbing his face against the warm skin over and over. And Ilya is just beaminnnnn cause that’s his baby 🥰

[bugslibraryy]

So it’s like Ilya always asks Shane for cuddles like he’ll ask for a kiss if he wants it, he always asks Shane and it’s really cute. Shane kinda loves it, how Ilya will say cuddle? And then plonk himself into Shane’s chest or pull Shane into his lap or wrap his arms abound Shane’s waist. It makes Shane feel so buzzy and light, the way Ilya asks him- the way he seems delighted by the affection every time. All that to fucking say- ! Ilya also asks for ‘scratchies’ he will lay on top of Shane or push his face into Shane’s stomach or rest it on his thigh and ask fo scratchies. Shane just hums and nods and it’s kinda a hypnotic relaxing thing for both of them, the way Shane gently scratches his nails through Ilya’s thick curls, alternating between his nails and the pads of his fingers, down behind Ilya’s ears, across the back of his neck, down his shoulders and across the warm skin there. It makes Ilya so melted and heavy on Shane, and if Shane tries to stop or pull his hand away, Ilya whiiiines and is all “no no nooooo more please” and is pushing up into Shane’s touch, and it makes Shane smirk but he goes back to the rhythmic soft tracing of his nails, along his hair like, tracing his fingertip up and down the line of his back, over the knobs of his spine and its only when it puts Ilya to sleep can Shane pull his hand away

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[bugslibraryy]

Ilya getting all kiss drunk after making out with Shane for ages. Like curled up on the couch, Shane in his lap, thick blanket wrapped around them because it’s winter and the house is cold but they are so warm pressed together. They both been too sleepy to take it any further- it’s late after a game that ran into overtime, that they both came out of bruised. Shane’s hands have been in Ilya’s hair the whole time, combing through the curls, playing with them, scratching at his scalp the back of his neck and Ilya feels hypnotised, dazed from exhaustion and Shane’s hot pretty mouth and he could die right now and he’d go happily. Ilya’s hands are everywhere, all over Shane’s back and ass and shoulders an up the front of his shirt and over his jaw and his ears, thumbs rubbing his pretty earlobes and he’s so hard but content to do nothing about it really, can feel Shane’s own hardness pressed to him and he he’s so comfortable and his arms are heavy with exhaustion but he can’t keep his hands off Shane, wanting to feel him.

Shane pulls back properly for the first time in ages and Ilya whines a little, eyes still closed chin tilted up mouth searching for Shane’s blindly, leaning in in and he only gets air and he lets out another soft needy sound and Shane’s hands slide down from his hair to cup his face and Ilya looks drunk, swaying a little into Shane’s touch and his hair is fucked, curls frizzy and crazy from Shane’s fingers and his mouth is literally swollen, lips shiny with spit an his perfect cupids bow a little puffy. His fingers are gripping at Shane’s hips pulling him in in and Shane laughs, sways forward and presses his nose to Ilya’s cheek and soothes a hand over the back of his head and Ilya is kiss kiss kiss at Shane’s jaw and ear and wherever he can reach and mumbling come back in Russian and Shane grins because he can understand it without thought and Ilya is nuzzling their faces together into his mouth finds his way back to Shane’s and kisses him like it’s been weeks not seconds. Shane hums and tries to pull back again only for Ilya to wrap his arm round Shane’s shoulders, press him closer to him, other hand coming to his face, holding his jaw so he can push his tongue into his mouth and kiss him wet and filthy. Shane shivers because it’s so much and so fucking good and Ilyas moans into his mouth and Shane manages to mumble “we should go to bed” between slick hot kisses and Ilya says “okay” but keeps kissing kissing kissing Shane. They pull apart when Ilya literally is almost lulled half to sleep by the rhythmic pull of their lips and Shane is literally dragging Ilya to their room, Ilya wrapped around him from behind like he is trying to merge their bodies, kissing all up and down Shane’s neck, shoulders the back of his head.

[bisexualincarnate]

idk idk the gif paused here and........ Yeah

[tryingmybestst]

when shane joins the cens the first practice is kinda weird and off and shane can’t figure out what’s going wrong until later that night when he realizes that none of the rookies talked to him directly or looked him the eye the whole time. and he’s like wtf do they not respect me are they homophobic?? ilya has to clue him in like babe they have your posters on their walls they’re intimidated you’re the best player in the league they don’t know how to talk to you. the next practice this is proven when one of the rooks bravely breaks away from the group and walks up to shane. he looks like he’s gonna pass out when he asks shane to sign his stick

[demigodsanswer]

One silly little percabeth headcanon I have is that, in their early 20s or so Percy starts buying himself pre-made Greek salads for lunch a few times a week. They're cheep and easy to get. He never eats lettuce fast enough to bother making salads at home. They work for him. And his favorite part is they put the olives in a separate little container, so he doesn't need to pick the olives out (he's not an olives guy). But of course, he saves the little sealed container of olives for Annabeth (olive lover) and puts them in her lunch for the next day.

Eventually she asks him where he's getting these perfectly sized containers of black olives because she loves them and wants to just have them around, and he's like "Oh, they're from my salad. I just save them and bring them home for you." And she's never felt more seen and loved in her entire life.

[penandinkprincess]

okay but i feel like after they're together and out, ilya and shane are pretty casually touchy. not even pda or anything, but just not even needing to say anything and just nudging the other person out of the way or pulling them to the side in the locker room and knowing it'll be fine and doesn't require an "excuse me" because they're in tune enough with each other to know what the other person wants/is trying to do.

which makes me very heart eyes given ilya's reputation as like. the nhl bad boy: DON'T fuck with him. because i'm imagining maybe a more casual locker room interview (like just something behind the scenes, maybe, for the team's insta or something), and ilya is dialed in and listening and being his usual charming/cocky self and shane in the background is already mentally locking in and is not tagged in for this interview so is largely just doing his own thing because he's not really in frame so also not really registering it happening. it's just background noise to him. and so what's happening from the viewer pov is just watching the russian menace get fully manhandled out of the way without complaint because he has something of shane's in his locker and then automatically holding his hand out without looking because he knows shane is going to hand him his tape to hold for him while he looks for something else so it doesn't get lost.

just very pleased and soft about the idea of the people who are going to lose their SHIT watching Ilya Rozanov, Professional Menace be The Most Domesticated Husband To Ever Husband-

-only to immediately get on the ice and start fights and talk shit like he wasn't the man just not even fully paying attention when shane slipped his metal wedding ring off his hand for him to replace it with the silicone ones they wear during games because shane had them both in his pocket and was changing his out

[semiconductiveshanehollander]

i do think ilya will need reading glasses when he’s older and i do think he’ll fight it like hell until shane walks in on him reading a recipe with his square wire framed glasses but before he can rush to take them off he realizes just how well he can see shane now. realizes how he can see the more faint freckles again that he hadn’t even noticed he’d been missing or the small wrinkles that have formed on the edges of his eyes. and then yeah he’d suck his dick about it.

[penandinkprincess]

okay but shane having no real basis for comparison for a no strings attached fuckbuddy is so funny to me when it comes to him hearing other people talking about it. he and ilya have never been casual. EVER. AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION HE'S EVER EXPERIENCED LIKE THIS. AS FAR AS HE KNOWS, YEAH IT'S ALL LIKE WHAT IT IS WITH ILYA. like i feel like he would dismiss a lot of locker room talk because that's just dudes being dudes.

but maybe he's hanging out with rose and her friends when they're dating and hears them just good naturedly complaining about "yeah it's good, but idk man, sometimes i'd like to just make out a little" or "you know, he could at least silence his phone first. i know it's just sex, but sometimes you wanna feel special, you know?"

and meanwhile loving attentive sexual experiences georg over here is just 🤨🤨 what do you mean he doesn't go down on you for hours?? 🤨 what do you mean he doesn't check in with you until you speak up on your own? 🤨🤨 what do you mean you FAKE IT sometimes because you're tired and just ready for it to be over?? 🤨🤨 you mean he isn't laser-focused on making you feel good and checking in and telling you sweet things right into your ear? 🤨🤨 what do you mean you don't nudge his arm up to hold your jaw because just that touch as he pushes you back to the bed is enough to drop you into subspace?? 🤨 you had to clean YOURSELF up after?? he didn't wipe you down with a warm washcloth and follow it up with kissing everywhere he had just touched and touching you firm and gentle and grounding until you stopped trembling because it was especially intense and you needed him to work you back down kindly?? 🤨🤨

you guys just aren't doing it right.

[hollanov248108]

Everyone writing off the Shane v Scott fight as a one-off because Shane isn’t really a fighter since, as Captain, he tried to keep a level head and stay on the ice. But then-

Then

Shane is traded to Ottawa and isn’t a captain anymore. The first couple times Shane drops his gloves is shocking at first but then he keeps doing it. Shane doesn’t hesitate to start, stop, or join a scrum because he knows Ilya knows what he’s doing and the team won’t suffer while he’s in the sin bin.

The other teams absolutely hate Montreal even more for running Shane off with their bs because this man has been unleashing hell on the ice since he became a Centaur.

[hyphenemdash]

shane “mom please stop booking me jewelry sponsorships i hate the way it feels against my skin” hollander

vs.

shane “what do you mean it’s not safe to wear my wedding ring while playing hockey? you expect me to take it off? well am i at least allowed to put it on a chain around my neck? that has to be allowed, you wear your cross all the time, and i really think people should understand that i will never ever give you, my husband, ilya rozanov, one single reason to question if i want the entire world to know how much i fucking love you. also if i wear it on a necklace im becoming one of those players who always does media shirtless, so everyone has to stare at proof that i bagged ilya fucking rozanov” hollander-rozanov

[tryingmybestst]

obsessed with ilya not knowing what autism is really (he didn’t exactly read the dsm5 while learning english) but he does know shane prefers lamps over the big light and making noise before 8am is a death sentence and sometimes shane can’t talk when he’s upset so ilya turns on an old hockey match and lets shane calm down alone while he’s in the other room and after games against montreal he lays on top of shane on the floor and presses his whole weight down and shane just kinda floats a little

[soul-wanderer]

Ilya would, the second he learned that Shane is autistic, come up with a plan for summer camp for neurodivergent kids. Not just on an abstract, surface level, no. He'd get books. Read articles. Ask people. Consult and employ professionals. Make sure he understands sensory needs and accomodations. It also helps him understand his husband, all while creating the very thing Shane would have needed growing up.

Shane then tears up when he watches the first camp unfold. Just watching all those little humans, having fun, being supported and no one makes fun of them. It unravels him in so many ways and Ilya holds him when it happens.

And while making sure this camp is everything these kids need, Ilya realises just how much Shane silently endured all those years, once he learns about common struggles for autistic people, and quietly asks "You went through all of this?" and Shane just shrugs a little helplessly, "I didn't know it could be any different", only for Ilya to say, "It can be different now."

And it is - different. They have noise-cancelling headphones, no loud whistles, disco time on the ice, with gentle lights and fun music, no one is forced to participate in anything. The buffet offers a variety of safe foods, Ilya made sure the families get sent a questionnaire in advance. He really thinks of everything and it makes Shane fall in love with him all over again.

Bonus points: A tiny human skates up to Shane, wearing headphones and shyly taps his leg, telling him that he's their favourite player. Because their mum told them that Shane is just like them, and they ask for confirmation and Shane almost tears up and nods, and it reassures the kid that they, too, can be a hockey player like Shane and Yuna is there, Yuna is watching and she's realized that this is the kind of representation Shane was meant to be all along.