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self portreets
just had my first windows gaming(tm) experience since switching to linux and boy let me tell you, do not under any circumstances accidentally fatfinger the xbox button during a boss battle in elden ring because five hundred windows will pop up and cover the entire screen with windows, one of which prompts you to LOG IN TO COPILOT??? to ENHANCE??? your GAMING EXPERIENCE?????
Chrono Trigger-ified some Zelda characters! Actually, these are all 3-4-ish years old at this point, but I feel like I've never posted them? Not on Tumblr, at least? Which is a shame, I still find most of them cute.
OoT Ganondorf looks uncannily similar to Magus, so all of his sprites are mostly recolors with the hair cut down. And the bunny is meant to be Ravio, taking Frog's role, but his color palette is kind of a reference to ALttP, hence the weird red robe.
Question being asked on Twitter “What is something from loz that the majority dislike but you genuinely like.” People answering with TotK are weak and need to step away from fandom, because the majority do like the game. Even most people with criticisms of the game liked the game. That being said, I saw a person answer with “Temple of the Ocean King”. See, that is an actual answer to the question because what kind of demon must possess you to make you genuinely enjoy that 😭😭😭
It'll stay empty for a while but just in case the shadowban never gets resolved I made a backup blog @poketcgart if you want to follow it now!
så ein gong då eg jobba som reinhaldar og det var mykje sjukdom på jobb så sa eg ja til å hjelpe en kollega med å vaske eit "industrielt bygg" (der blei ikkje spesifisert åssen bygg) og eg trudde "hjelpe" impliserte at eg skulle vere fysisk i samme bygg som ho og hjelpe ho med å bli ferdig, men det var tydelegvis feil, for ho gav meg tidenes raskaste omvisning i først eit lite kontorbygg (overkommeleg) og så tidenes mest forvirrande fabrikkområde (hjelp???) og så stakk ho for å ta neste vaskejobb, men eg tenkte jaja, ke faen, eg vaskar, eg, sjølv om dette er litt seinare enn ho pleier å vaske sånn at hennes betryggande ord om at garderobane kom til å vere tomme ikkje eigentleg var gjeldande, så er det jo bare vask liksom, kor vanskeleg kan det vere, uansett, dette er historia om åssen eg nesten blei låst inne i ein kistefabrikk,
And in english:
so one time when i was working as a cleaner and there were a lot of people who had called in sick, i agreed to help a colleague clean an "industrial building" (the type of building was not specified) and like i thought the word "help" implied i would be working alongside her and help her get it done quicker but apparently i assumed incorrectly because she gave me a quick tour of the front of the building (doable) and the most confusing factory area i have ever been in (help???) and then she left to do her next cleaning job for the day, but i was like ah fuck it, ill just clean, even if this was at a later time of day than when she usually cleaned there so her reassurance that the dressing rooms would be empty was inaccurate, but i mean how hard could it be, anyway, this is the story of how i almost got locked in a coffin factory,
love when the tumblr algorithm randomly decides I'm into some character or ship even if I haven't interacted with a single post about them, nor have any of my mutuals (to my knowledge) and just absolutely spams the fuck out of my For You page with it
so like, i understand where you're coming from, but then the for you page randomly decides to reccomend the christians of tumblr community and im left wondering what the fuck
oh yeah that happens to me too. been a while since the last time it happened tho
I can't put posts underwater but I will only ever (view post) from a trusted mutual,, my beloved mutual has decided this is, in fact, #funny
Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?
Ollie: Not
Me: Are you sure?
Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not
Me, helpless, arms full of hot chili: Ollie, no! Ollie no! No, Ollie! God, Jesus, Ollie! Ollie, nooo!!
Ollie:
Artist's recreation of incident
showed my wife this and she immediately went "looks like they were both cooking some boiling hot chili" and i need to inflict that on someone else
Hallo Deutschsprachige Tumblr!
Ich führe derzeit eine Umfrage durch, in der ich Fragen zum Thema Gaming und Deutsch stelle. Die Umfrage ist gemeint für deutschsprachige Spielern. Es ist Teil meiner Semesterarbeit (ich studiere derzeit Deutsch an einer norwegischen Universität), und es wäre geil wenn ihr die Umfrage beantwortet und teilt so dass ich viele Antworte bekomme 🥰 Dankeschööön, tschüssli müsli
Hallo! Danke, dass Du diese Umfrage beantwortest! Diese Umfrage ist gemeint für Deutschsprachige, die Videospiele spielen. Es gibt keine r
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Happy 40th anniversary to the Legend of Zelda series!!!! My favorite series of all time; here’s to many more years of adventure!!
Realized I never posted one of these fan banners and then there are a few new ones. All of these are for Original Legends!
The inconsistencies of fate by @stinkyguar
The Ghosts of Yesterday by @only-by-the-stars
What It Means To Be Chosen by @raginghummingbird
So pretty!!
"I asked ChatGPT--" Okay well I asked this gossip stone and it told me that the treasure you can earn in the Gerudo Training Ground is not as great as you would expect given the difficulty
Monster Whisperer Ganondorf
...or what I decided to call this series of mine. During Gantober I wrote two stories which explored a young Ganondorf travelling alongside Link, who was fearful of him after he revealed he could communicate with monsters. Someone mentioned how endearing it would be if Ganondorf spoke to chuchus, so I felt compelled to add a part 3. I also took the opportunity to explore Link's PoV in this story. You can read it here:
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Whenever I click on a "dark" fic that features Ganondorf in some capacity, shipping or otherwise, I am 99% sure the "dark" aspect of it will come mostly from Ganondorf which, fine. He is the antagonist. He is single-mindedly focused on gathering power. He is selfish. So on and so forth. However! For your consideration: While Link and Zelda have been shown at some moments to come to an understanding with people they may have once perceived as bad, this sort of understanding has never been extended to Ganondorf. In fact, in most appearances, Ganondorf is clocked as evil on sight. If possible, neither of them would hesitate to kill him on sight. This is surprisingly in contrast with Ganondorf, mostly because of video game logic because if he killed you on sight there would be no game. However, it is always interesting to look at this feature as Ganondorf enjoying a foe he can go toe to toe with, if only to best them and prove himself worthy of the power and kingship he claims is his. Ganondorf is ready to play the long game, playing the manipulative servile vassal until he can get what he wants. On the other hand, if given the opportunity, Link and Zelda will immediately get the jump on him. BotW and TotK kind of play into this idea with the whole "being able to rush Calamity Ganon/Ganondorf as soon as you exit the tutorial" bit. You don't need to know anything about him except that he is evil and must be eliminated on sight. All's this to say, there is no love or attempt at understanding between these three canonically. It is killed or be killed. So, I do find it interesting when the onus of being understanding or being taken advantage of is always on Link and/or Zelda. If Ganondorf, for example, does make an attempt at understanding or an alliance, he is at a disadvantage politically. The Gerudo do not have divine favor, nor access to magical artifacts that can bend reality or multiply one's power. He is putting himself in danger by trusting Hyrule and its heralds. Being physically strong and imposing in this case would be an active disadvantage for him, where he could easily be blamed for being a barbaric savage for any perceived slight. Ganondorf's safety is entirely based on Hyrule keeping its word, because as soon as they decide to withdraw it, it is quite over for him. And, Hyrule's retribution has been proven to be devastating. Twilight Princess is a stark example of this.
And this can be done without making Ganondorf good in any capacity! Ganondorf often has to be underhanded because an open show of force before he gets his hands on great power would get him squashed like a bug. He has to play nice and servile until he can take advantage. So, whose to say there is no scenario in which Hyrule would not take advantage of his perceived surrender to push him more and more into a corner, strip him of his power and his authority until he breaks.