one very stinky guar

this is a zelda fan account now | she/her | 34 | norway

[stinkyguar]

i love eso with all my heart but the writing in the daggerfall thieves guild questline is so bad literally its just "lets all be friends uwu" and "gee willikers we all learned something today" and "yeah i tricked him into inviting me to his yacht and then i pushed him overboard but i spent a lot of money for the coastal guard to i guess follow at a distance so they could fish him out of the sea and give him a cozy warm drink and a blankie hehe" i hate it here actually like that is literally a piece of dialogue that passed quality control

[front-facing-pokemon]

[stinkyguar]

At a glance, these two posts read as one like I literally thought this was meant to illustrate the bunny

SCREAM

[8litersofsoup]

The LONG-AWAITED Undertale/Bamse-crossover!! Made for a friend.

[ndnbutch]

fyi. being intensely self critical is not the same as being self aware. if you’re really self aware you’ll be aware of the good stuff too. just in case anyone needs to hear it. don’t mistake constantly dissecting what you see as your flaws for some kind of personal enlightenment.

[words-and-coffee]

Alice Te Punga Somerville, Always Italicise: How to Write While Colonised - Kupu rere kē

[haaarpb]

self portreets

[stinkyguar]

just had my first windows gaming(tm) experience since switching to linux and boy let me tell you, do not under any circumstances accidentally fatfinger the xbox button during a boss battle in elden ring because five hundred windows will pop up and cover the entire screen with windows, one of which prompts you to LOG IN TO COPILOT??? to ENHANCE??? your GAMING EXPERIENCE?????

[goopi-e]

Chrono Trigger-ified some Zelda characters! Actually, these are all 3-4-ish years old at this point, but I feel like I've never posted them? Not on Tumblr, at least? Which is a shame, I still find most of them cute.

OoT Ganondorf looks uncannily similar to Magus, so all of his sprites are mostly recolors with the hair cut down. And the bunny is meant to be Ravio, taking Frog's role, but his color palette is kind of a reference to ALttP, hence the weird red robe.

[enki2]

[bloobluebloo]

Question being asked on Twitter “What is something from loz that the majority dislike but you genuinely like.” People answering with TotK are weak and need to step away from fandom, because the majority do like the game. Even most people with criticisms of the game liked the game. That being said, I saw a person answer with “Temple of the Ocean King”. See, that is an actual answer to the question because what kind of demon must possess you to make you genuinely enjoy that 😭😭😭

[poketcg-art]

It'll stay empty for a while but just in case the shadowban never gets resolved I made a backup blog @poketcgart if you want to follow it now!

[translatingpoststonorwegian]

så ein gong då eg jobba som reinhaldar og det var mykje sjukdom på jobb så sa eg ja til å hjelpe en kollega med å vaske eit "industrielt bygg" (der blei ikkje spesifisert åssen bygg) og eg trudde "hjelpe" impliserte at eg skulle vere fysisk i samme bygg som ho og hjelpe ho med å bli ferdig, men det var tydelegvis feil, for ho gav meg tidenes raskaste omvisning i først eit lite kontorbygg (overkommeleg) og så tidenes mest forvirrande fabrikkområde (hjelp???) og så stakk ho for å ta neste vaskejobb, men eg tenkte jaja, ke faen, eg vaskar, eg, sjølv om dette er litt seinare enn ho pleier å vaske sånn at hennes betryggande ord om at garderobane kom til å vere tomme ikkje eigentleg var gjeldande, så er det jo bare vask liksom, kor vanskeleg kan det vere, uansett, dette er historia om åssen eg nesten blei låst inne i ein kistefabrikk,

[translatingpoststonorwegian]

And in english:

so one time when i was working as a cleaner and there were a lot of people who had called in sick, i agreed to help a colleague clean an "industrial building" (the type of building was not specified) and like i thought the word "help" implied i would be working alongside her and help her get it done quicker but apparently i assumed incorrectly because she gave me a quick tour of the front of the building (doable) and the most confusing factory area i have ever been in (help???) and then she left to do her next cleaning job for the day, but i was like ah fuck it, ill just clean, even if this was at a later time of day than when she usually cleaned there so her reassurance that the dressing rooms would be empty was inaccurate, but i mean how hard could it be, anyway, this is the story of how i almost got locked in a coffin factory,

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

love when the tumblr algorithm randomly decides I'm into some character or ship even if I haven't interacted with a single post about them, nor have any of my mutuals (to my knowledge) and just absolutely spams the fuck out of my For You page with it

[perniciousprophet]

so like, i understand where you're coming from, but then the for you page randomly decides to reccomend the christians of tumblr community and im left wondering what the fuck

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

oh yeah that happens to me too. been a while since the last time it happened tho

[stinkyguar]

[stinkyguar]

I can't put posts underwater but I will only ever (view post) from a trusted mutual,, my beloved mutual has decided this is, in fact, #funny

[teaboot]

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

[teaboot]

Me, helpless, arms full of hot chili: Ollie, no! Ollie no! No, Ollie! God, Jesus, Ollie! Ollie, nooo!!

Ollie:

[teaboot]

Artist's recreation of incident

[stinkyguar]

showed my wife this and she immediately went "looks like they were both cooking some boiling hot chili" and i need to inflict that on someone else

[translatingpoststonorwegian]

Hallo Deutschsprachige Tumblr!

Ich führe derzeit eine Umfrage durch, in der ich Fragen zum Thema Gaming und Deutsch stelle. Die Umfrage ist gemeint für deutschsprachige Spielern. Es ist Teil meiner Semesterarbeit (ich studiere derzeit Deutsch an einer norwegischen Universität), und es wäre geil wenn ihr die Umfrage beantwortet und teilt so dass ich viele Antworte bekomme 🥰 Dankeschööön, tschüssli müsli

Deutsche Synchro oder Originalton?

Hallo! Danke, dass Du diese Umfrage beantwortest! Diese Umfrage ist gemeint für Deutschsprachige, die Videospiele spielen. Es gibt keine r

[daeyumi]

Legacy 🌄

Happy 40th anniversary to the Legend of Zelda series!!!! My favorite series of all time; here’s to many more years of adventure!!

closeups~

i tried to fit all mainline games + the original Hyrule Warriors 🧡

plus the background image without the burst overlay