you make my crooked heart do freaky little flips ♡

He/They/It/Zi/Bro/Bingus/Jop/whatever else you can think of | Adhd | Autism | Maladaptive Daydreaming | I'm not entirely sure what else, but there's definitely something wrong with me | No set DNI, if I need to block you, I will | I tend not to tag things, be wary | I will never shut up about anything ever | You have no idea how much is in my queue

[stinkykittypet]

My pronouns are it/it's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. On days like this kids like you should be burning in hell.

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

"patron saints of one way trips" this "patron saints of coming back changed" that

Okay well the Eridians are patron saints of lost humanity.

Like it doesn't matter who you are or what happened to you, if you're lost in space and nearby you're more then welcome to come to the planet. In fact you don't have a choice. You're going to the planet. Get in the damn bio dome you clearly don't know what you're doing let us take care of you.

[hamster-princess3]

I drew them

lwk was inspired by some other arts on this beloved hellsite but i cant remember which ones.

Og sketch below cut

[idiotjae]

I've been inspired by the fucked up eridians other people made (namely @kaiikaii's Tire, @vampirejuno's Coffy Table and @pineappical's Hardtack) Everyone meet Dent, I love him

[macabro]

No one was ready for the real deal.

(Also, I don't think eridians ever considered that aliens could be evil and hellbent on taking over Erid. It's mostly us, humans, who worry about that sort of nonsense.)

[pcuaccount]

It’s so funny when fics make Grace unintentionally nsfw to eridians. That being soft, leaky, curious abt touching, etc is all inappropriate behavior. Imagine you send ur best men to space and in a beautiful but dangerous journey they save the stars and the lone survivor returns with alien Jessica rabbit

[theofficialvincenzo]

I cannot express enough just how badly I want some kind of epilogue to PHM where the Humans and Eridians are fully in contact with one another: sharing their cultures, teaching each other their sciences, travelling to each others systems for diplomatic & research purposes as well as offering each other whatever help they can while their populations regrow.

I wanna see the unbridled joy on the faces of human schoolchildren who get to meet the first Eridians who come to visit Earth. I wanna see the Eridian ambassadors insisting to the humans that they get a chance to meet their schoolchildren, because they themselves were schoolchildren when a human teacher came to their planet and inspired them to become astronauts.

I wanna see humans getting permission to set up a small embassy somewhere in the Eridani System, possibly even giving a very elderly Grace a chance to see humans again. I wanna see how surprised the humans are that he doesnt want to come home to Earth, but also see them quickly realize just how amazing it is to live, study and teach on an alien world.

I wanna see Humans & Eridians joining forces and creating a massive space program with the goal of inoculating every star in the Milky Way that has been infected with the astrophage. I want to hear them say "the fact that there are three Systems with life this close to each other implies that the whole Galaxy is likely teeming with life- probably even whole civilizations. And none of them deserve to go through what we went through. Screw any ideas about a 'prime directive.' We CAN help, and we WILL help. Lets spend the next 1000 generations saving the galaxy, together."

I wanna see more of this world, generations after these two planets were saved by a pair of alien scientists who became best friends, and who each risked everything to make absolutely certain that the other's world was just as safe as their own. I wanna see these two great peoples coming out of this horrible generational trauma, coming together to celebrate the life that they all get to live with their newly-found cosmic neighbors.

This world makes me feel so hopeful and excited to see what these people can do with each other aaaaa

[lutheban]

"No one deserves to go through what we went through"

i couldnt stop thinking about this post by @theofficialvincenzo so i made art about it

[c4t1l1n4]

I know it’s just a popular misconception in this fandom that Grace runs out of food on the way to Erid, where in the book he actually runs out a few months after arriving and it just takes the Eridians a while to make him more that he can actually eat. And honestly idgaf but consider how much more angst potential it is that Grace arrives to Erid healthy and has a chance to explain what happened with Rocky and befriend a bunch of other Eridians, and then starts to decline in health.

Instead of Rocky having to convince Erid to save the life of a random alien they don’t know anything about, it’s suddenly a scramble for Erid to save their new friend (and savior of their planet) and watching him slowly get worse while they struggle to make progress sucks for everyone who has gotten to know him, not just Rocky.

[amelia-mariee]

Project Hail Mary is funny if you think about the fact that it’s not an alien movie at first. It’s an astronauts saving the planet with science movie, and then an alien shows up. You’re Eva Stratt - everyone on earth is freaking out about the sun dying and the earth freezing, and you send a man up into space to die. Years later you find out he met an alien? He says the alien will help and he does. Do you even care at that point? Do you tell people this? Is this the time to tell the world we have footage of an alien who helped save the world? Is this actually the perfect time to tell them because everything’s insane right now anyways? Love all the implications

[balloonatic69]

happy endings

[the-pineapple-stole-my-husband]

Eridian who's name sounds exactly like the beginning of Megalovania and it jumpscares Grace every single time

[itsme-imtherealone]

Go my comic

[vicvsvir]

can grass block join the shitty eridian club

[discopines]

Do you think there’s eridian theatre kids? Do you think they begged and begged and BEGGED for Mr Grace to direct their next show? Do you think they chose a human production just to remind him of home?

The concept of grace sobbing his eyes out watching his pebbles doing their best rendition of cats: the musical just for him.

[ermine-57047]

it's midnight and I'm practically in tears at the thought of rocky becoming sort of a patron saint of safety in the dark back on earth

Weighted plushies of Rocky being made. Parents giving them to their children, telling them "It's okay! Rocky's here to watch over you. He'll make sure to keep you safe."

[theskeletonwitchfr]

Space theme magma!!!! 🪐🌌🌍

And I just watched Project Hail Mary so a crossover was in order, Eridian turtles be upon you!!

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