who are you, really?

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

they call me the fact checker the way I always go “hang on. let me look this up” mid conversation

[planethobbit]

"babe you better not be elijah wood cuntily turning on the tv when i get home"

my goofy ass:

[sovietnam]

[fairycosmos]

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

[sambuchito]

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

[spineless-lobster]

I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

[treewizarded]

pronouns: hee/hee

[grecoromanyaoi]

"how does judaism exist in this fantasy world" dont overthink it. let me do the overthinking

[grecoromanyaoi]

"why does fantasy christianity exists in those 839384747437 fantasy worlds" is also a question worth asking

[mynameishazard]

This is a movie about sentient cars.

They have a car pope.

They have a popemobile for their car pope. The car pope is basically riding this car like a horse.

It's like if we had a second, secret race of humans we only raised as horses.

Suspend disbelief, people.

That's the point.

[grecoromanyaoi]

I love the implication of a car jesus

[the-likeable-wizard-mack-deacti]

Prius Christ

[grecoromanyaoi]

im still stuck imagining the carcifixion

[i-love-linux-and-need-cat-ears]

i like that the bulletproof glass implies the attempted assasination of the car pope

[oliviawebsite]

its like the old saying goes: "jack off all trades, masturbate nuns" or somethingg likethat

[fillielitsa]

All 13 full moons of 2023 | by Ivana Fanti, @moonwise8

[icedteadrinker]

[doublism]

testosterone should be sold by the gallon for cheap at every costco. a buck fifty. like the hot dog

[tunisian]

on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2024

[highdefinitions]

hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??

[shamebats]

#he fucking walked in and said hey im andrew i was on the wiggles once. have you ever fucked god

@prompeachy your tag, it killed me dead

[devilofthepit]

2024:

1. GET EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!

2. GAY AND TRANSGENDER SEX

3. DO WHATEVER YUOU WANT FOREVER

4. STOP OVERTHINKING IT

5. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO BE LOVED

6. FIND MEANING IN EVERYTHING

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[queer-as-city-folk]

[fanghusband]

may your 2024 be vampiric and homoerotic