Delilah Is High This Is No Lie🤘🏾

21. Sagittarius. Bisexual. SoCal. Marijuana is my aesthetic.

[dairypropaganda]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead

[anarchyongallifrey]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual, or and want all racists dead

[ampervadasz]

:D

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

I’m fucking deaddd

[daniajuana-blog]

That ain’t no fence

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmfaoooo

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

LMAOOO

[memepants]

[proudly-pro-choice]

????? This is the guy in my English class that I only contact when I wasn’t in class. It’s too early for this.

If you’ve had some creep send you something worse than this, please let me know.

[proudly-pro-choice]

So he forgot he requested me on Facebook…I messaged his mother.

[justmakeitstop]

You know you fucked up when your mom tells someone to call the police about your ridiculous behavior because she tried but she is DONE, you’re supposed to be a man by now. 

[78-s-deactivated20250512]

sometimes you just gotta chill & vibe alone

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

This the one.

[neuters]

people on here calling themselves doms meanwhile in real life their voice shakes talking to a cashier

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thyrell]

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

[june-egbert-official]

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

[sixpenceee]

A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

[thebroccoligoblin]

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

[saidikye]

Good to know that sea turtles are the oceans version of cats

[harmonic-motion]

Wow.  At first I was like, “Wait a minute, how they gonna nap underwater?  Don’t they need to BREATHE?”  So I looked it up and “A resting or sleeping turtle can remain underwater for 4-7 hours.”  Holy cow!

[smashalecki]

If I fits I sits

[svrssnp]

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

[z7rkive]

HSHDJDJ

[azkabqn]

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

[wewouldbeheroes]

THIS IS LITERALLY UNHhhh

[loopybird]

@mifengdianying

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[csurf]

Flirt with me wtf

[love]

by Ron English

[catchymemes]

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed