Clau

Multifandom and whatever I feel like today ♥ Netherlands . . ---------(they/them/their)--------- secretly a literal cloud

[stonesrockyo]

Haven’t updated my bio in 10 years and at this point it’s camp so I’m not gonna

[moondustinfj]

[ghostontape]

[devilsminionbby]

the vampire lestat text posts 5/?

part: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

[fadedlovemp3]

30 minute yoga flow to unblock your posting chakra and release deeply buried posts

[stonesrockyo]

Substack is pretty funny guys

[ldrloversblog]

Daniel calling Armand friendless and a shitty dad who abandons his kid

[songstone]

This is what happened right?

[xxsunnyphoenixx]

ARMAND FANS WAKE UPPPPPPP

[the-quasar-hero]

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

[unfuckablebogtroll]

Fandom needs to go back to it’s roots of shipping without any expectation of canon agreement, shipping characters that have never even met, shipping characters from entirely different properties that came out decades apart, shipping just for fun, and generally speaking mostly not bothering the creators about it. Put fandom back in the shadows, being profitable has only made everything worse as grifters saw easy marks and forcing creators to play pattycake with fandom has led to so much open resentment.

[craftykit]

A thought just occured to me

[craftykit]

a lot of people in the tags asking “what if I’m both” but this guy gets it

[hawfstuff]

limply types my little posts

[splrinky]

holy shit

[armandyke]

Can't stop thinking about how the only times we've seen Armand lose control over his facial expression is when he is being rejected, and how he tries to force a smile each time 😭😭

gifs from @userarmand x x

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors

[galaxylemonroll]

How could you leave this in the tags!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's the beta testing stage

[stonesrockyo]

Fine Tuning does NOT prove God (no-maths, words only)

Stop being ignorant about Bayesian statistics

Using Armand to stylize my substack pieces now <3