[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bruce: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Steve: ... Your what?

Bruce: My friends.

Clint: Did he say “friends”?

Natasha: I think he's being sarcastic.

Tony: No, no, no, this is delirium, he cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Banner! All of your friends are in this room.

Bruce: I HAVE OTHER FRIENDS!!

[theosbuckley]

charlie complaining about how he wants someone who connects with rex and then like two scenes later rex literally gets on two feet to greet sarah and they connect??

like how is this man a detective?? mf can’t piece together the evidence in front of him

[anotheronechicagobog]

Hudson and Rex HC - How would Charlie and Sarah take care of the other if either one of them was injured?

Charlie taking care of Sarah:

Charlie is 100%, without a shred of doubt, the biggest worrywart and mother hen

He frets nonstop

It's kinda cute

But also pretty annoying

Sarah's parents LOVE him for this though

Their daughter is in the other side of the country, they worry, and when they get a call saying she's been hurt... They're so scared

But then they get to the hospital and this blonde teddy bear with the cutest dog ever is basically interrogating the doctors and hovering over the nurses to make sure they're not being too rough and suddenly they feel a lot better about the situation

He's nervous when Sarah introduces him but he offers to get the doctor to talk to them and grab them some coffee and something to eat

Literally the second that he's out of the room to they're on Sarah's case 'why didn't you tell us you have a boyfriend?!', 'and such a courteous one at that!'

She's been dreading this conversation honestly

'we're just friends' her dad is skeptical and her mom outright scoffs 'if you have to say that you're just friends, you're not just friends'

They're all speaking in Vietnamese which is good for Sarah cause Charlie comes back just as Sarah's mom starts talking about potential grandchildren and she's so relieved that he has no idea what they're saying

When she's out of the hospital and at home he's calling to check on her multiple times a day and is stopping by whenever possible

He brings her two lasagnas made with aunt Miranda's secret recipe

Rex cuddles with her whenever they stop by and Charlie does his best to ignore the ping of jealousy

The worrying and doting doesn't stop even when she's back at work

Brings her all the tea and coffee she needs

Checks up on her constantly

After she's been back two days she's kinda had enough

'Look, Charlie, it's sweet that you care and that you've been so worried, but I'm fine and your fretting is getting to be a but much'

He apologizes but they still end up eating dinner together and Sarah really is grateful to have him

He got Sarah's parents' phone numbers before they left and he's kept them up to speed after they leave. Sarah's mom said she's 'rooting for him' but he didn't know what she meant by that

Sarah taking care of Charlie:

Charlie is The Most Stubborn Man she has ever met

He must either be ordered to bed or restrained

She made the mistake of voicing that thought out loud once and Jessie wouldn't stop teasing her for a week 'I'm sure that you could borrow a set of handcuffs or two, Sarah' she blushes for hours on end and is so focused on trying to not be awkward around Charlie that she doesn't notice that his blush lasts longer than hers does

Rex becomes her side kick, Charlie may be his person but when Sarah orders him to stop Charlie from getting out of bed our goodest boy is on a Mission

Plus she gives him lots of treats for his valiant work

Sarah is the Queen of homemade soup and Charlie is super grateful

She brings a fully stocked med kit when she stays with him, and whenever she goes to check on him around work

Charlie may be in love with Sarah, but he now despises thermometers

She's constantly checking his temperature, even when he goes back to work

They're taking a break to eat some food and Sarah is looking at him like he's a patient again, so he holds her stare and says 'I'm fine, Sarah, really' and they hold eye contact for a lot longer than friends would and Jessie has to cough to interrupt them

[sayahs-corner]

Neighbors

(this is just a little scene that was living in my head that I had to jot down. Dont know if it will turn into something one day - but thought I'd share it in any case :P)

Pairing: Steve/Tony

Steve tilted his head back, taking a long swallow of his Pilsner as Bucky looked on with narrowed eyes. The longer he could avoid this conversation, the better.

“You and Stark, Stevie? Really?” The corner of Bucky's lips were twitching upward with amusement, despite the arms crossed over his chest.

Steve felt his cheeks flush, his thumb worrying at the corner of the label on his beer bottle.

“It’s nothing, Buck. Don’t worry about it, okay?” He leaned back against the kitchen counter, his gaze pulled out the bay window toward the party and press of bodies in the backyard. There was another high pitched squeal of laughter before the sound of splashing water. Looks like someone else had been thrown in the pool.

“Don’t worry about it? Are you- Don’t worry about it? You’re secretly dating Tony Stark and you want me not to talk about it? The same Tony Stark that has been living down the hall from us for a year now, making Moon eyes at you whenever we walk by? What happened to you not being ready for a commitment, eh? What happened-“

Steve struggled not to roll his eyes, irritation prickling just beneath his skin.

“Look, we’re just fucking, Buck. Is that what you want to hear? He’s a fantastic lay, but nothing more. He’s got an ass that just won’t quit and it’s just sex. Hot sex. Never anything more, okay?” Steve’s voice had risen  into a shout, colored with his agitation. But instead of seeing relief on Bucky’s face - his best friend had grimaced, gaze locked over his shoulder.

Steve sighed, hand flying to his forehead, fingers digging in to massage the ache building at his temples.

“He’s behind me, isn’t he?”

Tight lipped, Bucky nodded.

Steve turned to look over his shoulder and, sure enough, there was Tony standing in the open doorway to the kitchen, an empty bottle clutched in his hand.

His face was pale, bleached of color. Lips parted, working soundlessly. He looked for all the world as if he had just been sucker punched in the stomach. And his eyes. Those warm brown eyes usually alight with mirth or mischief now looked wet and bruised.

“Tony, I-“

That seemed to snap him out of it. The younger, slighter,  man took a stumbling step backwards.

“I, ah, was just- sorry. Wrong room. I was just looking for the uh…Sorry, I’ll go now.” The forced joviality in his tone couldn’t hide the wet sound of pain in his voice. Steve stepped forward, but Tony was already spinning away. Darting around the corner.

“Fuck, do you think he heard that?”

Buck snorted. “Every deceitful word. Who do you think you’re kidding? You’re lost on that kid.”

[skippylov3rs]

I just know that if stony was in a relationship in highschool they would have been the IT couple.

i mean look at them

They're icons.

[itsmrvlxf1]

All I want in my life is someone who will hold me in my sleep like Steve holds Tony in every fluffy Stony fic I read, I mean, am I asking much?

[kandisheek]

*bats eyelashes* Stony drunken Tower shenanigans? Your choice if it's pre or post getting together. 😊

Drunk shenanigans, ey? With pleasure 😁

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Tony heard rambunctious laughter as soon as he stepped out of the elevator, his lips twitching up in a smile. He’d had the kind of shitty day that deserved to be drowned in alcohol, so a pick-me-up was much appreciated.

Tony rounded the corner, a hand raised in greeting. “Hey, gu-” He stopped dead as a glass hit the door frame in front of him, shattering on impact. Tony cautiously leaned forward, poking his head into the kitchen.

“Another!” Thor yelled, leaned so far back in his seat that it was a wonder he hadn’t fallen off yet. Tony’s eyes automatically swerved to Steve who seemed to be laughing too hard to do anything else, slumped over on the table with tears of mirth streaming down his face. Clint was balancing a bottle on his nose, and Natasha was stacking more and more bottle caps on top. Apparently the team had started without him.

Tony knocked on the door frame. “Did someone order a genius?”

“Tony!” Steve shouted happily, throwing his arms out wide. Tony had about two seconds to be surprised before he got dragged right into Steve’s lap, manhandled like a ragdoll. Tony stiffened, trying to act natural even as his mind chased itself in panicked circles. Oh god, Steve was piss drunk, wasn’t he? He’d never be okay with any kind of PDA otherwise.

The rest of the team didn’t even know they were together yet.

“Heeey,” Steve said, stretching the one word to at least four syllables. “You smell good. I missed you.”

“Hey, Cap,” Tony said, his high-pitched voice drawing the attention of Natasha whose eyes instantly narrowed.

“What are you doing?”

“He’s so soft,” Steve sighed, squeezing Tony’s middle as he nuzzled his neck, which - okay, rude - but Tony was focused on fending Natasha off when she got out of her seat, wobbling a little. Christ, were all of them hammered?

“No! It’s okay, stand down!”

“He’s groping you,” she growled, and - dear god, was that a knife?!

“It’s fine! I promise it’s fine, please sit down.”

She stopped, her steely glare wandering from Steve to Tony. “Are you taking advantage of him?”

Oh shit. “No! No, he’s - I mean, we’re -”

“Oh.” Steve tensed at his back before he turned his chair, making Tony flail as he was tugged along for the ride until Steve had positioned himself between Tony and Natasha, glaring daggers at her. “You can’t have him. He’s mine.”

“What’s happening?” Clint slurred as he finally put down the bottle, a look of unholy glee crossing his face when he saw the knife in Natasha’s hand. “Are we sparring?”

“No! Absolutely not! No weapons!” Tony rushed out, surging to his feet. Steve sat with his arms still outstretched, looking like a kicked puppy.

“Why?” he asked miserably. “Don’t you want me?”

Great. Natasha was looking between them like she didn’t know who to threaten anymore, and Tony sighed, wiping his face with both hands.

“All of you, knock it off. Steve, we’re leaving.”

“Poppycock!” Thor yelled, slamming his fist down on the table. Tony winced at the spidering cracks that appeared in the wood. He’d just bought that table. “Drink with us, friend Tony! Partake in the revels!”

“I wasn’t aware we had revels,” Tony said, grabbing one of Steve’s hands to try and tug him off his chair, to no avail. “Fucking Christ, would you - where’s Bruce?”

Clint blinked. “Where is Bruce?”

“Lab,” Natasha said, and Clint made an ah sound so long it was practically an acceptance speech.

“J, tell Bruce to come up here? We need to wrangle these idiots into bed,” Tony said, and Steve’s eyes lit up as he jumped to his feet, almost knocking Tony off balance with the sudden motion.

“Bed?”

“To sleep,” Tony said firmly, and Steve pouted. Literally stuck out his lip, the fucking - okay, yes, it was adorable, Tony couldn’t lie. “You’re drunk, Steve.”

“You’re drunk,” Steve said mulishly, and Tony sighed.

“I wish I was.” Tony patted his arm before he turned to Clint, offering him both hands. “Okay. Up and at ‘em, Merida, we’ll -”

Tony blinked when he was suddenly in the air, lifted by a firm grip around his waist. “What the -”

“He’s not coming to bed,” Steve said firmly, glaring at Clint as he carried Tony over to the door. At least he still seemed coordinated enough not to run them into a wall. Small mercies. “Just us.”

“Steve - come on, we need to - Bruce!” Tony called out when the man himself stepped out of the elevator, giving them a bewildered look. “Tell Steve we need to put the others to bed!”

“What?” Bruce asked, and Steve gripped Tony tighter, practically growling under his breath.

“You’re not coming either. Tony’s mine.”

Bruce’s eyebrows rose to his hairline as he looked at where Steve was holding on to Tony. “Uh. Is this a kidnapping, or -”

“Totally consensual, I promise,” Tony said, and Bruce nodded slowly.

“Right. Okay.” He gave Tony an amused smile. “I’m happy for you? I think?”

“I’m happier,” Steve said petulantly, now cuddling Tony like an oversized teddy bear, both arms wrapped around him. “Happiest.”

“It’s not a competition, big guy,” Tony said, barely holding in a hysterical laugh as he stroked Steve’s forearms. To Bruce he said, “The others are just as fucked up. Give me a second, I’ll -”

“No, it’s okay, I got it.” Bruce’s eyes twinkled with mirth as he turned away. “You’re occupied. Have fun.”

“Thanks, Bruce,” Tony shouted as Steve carried him into the elevator where he buried his face in Tony’s hair, grumbling under his breath. Tony chuckled. “You know, you’re kind of cute when you’re drunk.”

“You’re cute,” Steve mumbled, and Tony laughed, patting Steve’s hands before he pressed a kiss to them.

“Sure am, Cap. I sure am.”

[enthyrea]

missing the it girls of marvel on this day<3

[persephonesfill]

sneak peek of MY avengers christmas special before what if inevitably kills tony again

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Tony: Pete, you’re an hour past your curfew, where were you?

Peter: Sorry, I got held up

Tony: What happened?

Peter: A old man sat down beside me on a bench and I had to sit there a bit longer so he didn’t feel bad

[dancinginthesliverglow]

Is it not enough to intensely daydream a fanfic in painful, emotional and visual detail constantly for over a week? Must I also convert it to doc/word format as well?

[meidui]

why does the beginning of the new marvels trailer looks like a stevetony fanmade video??

[sabrecmcstonyficrecs]

Hi, please can you rec some fics that include Tiberius Stone? Thanks!

There are so many good fics with Ty being his usual awful self. One of my favorite tropes. Here are a few suggestions, with varying levels of Ty evilness (mind the tags).

COMMENTS AND KUDOS FOR YOUR AUTHORS KEEP THE EVIL EXES AWAY!

patchwork people by @itsallavengers: It was a pretty well-known fact that Tony Stark had control issues. It was far less well-known why, though.

Running Through My Head by @elwenyere: Developing a crush on Steve Rogers is the absolute last problem Tony Stark expected to have when they got thrown together as roommates for their senior year of college. Running into his horrible ex Tiberius Stone, however, was a problem with which Tony was far too familiar. It’s a College AU! This time featuring mutual pining, Terrible-Ex Tiberius Stone, and something called “Human Flippy Cup.”

Muscles with a Side of Baby Blues by spAceArrow: If your date is nice to you but rude to the staff, then they are not a nice person.

try a little tenderness by parkerstark: Steve wasn’t right for Tony. He wasn’t enough for him, Steve knew this since he had fallen in love with him in middle school. But no matter how helplessly in love with Tony he was, he never considered himself a jealous person. Not until he met Tiberius Stone.

What, Like It's Hard? by @jehbeeeh: Omega Tony Stark has it all, until his alpha boyfriend breaks his heart. In an effort to win him back, he follows the alpha of his dreams to Harvard Law School, where he discovers there might be more to being the first omega at the prestigious school. He also meets another alpha that might just make him forget the one he drove across the country for.

Armistice (The Nothing Else Matters Remix) by @sineala: It's 1944. Captain America lies dreaming, trapped in his own mind, and only Tony Stark can save him. But this is no mere Marvels adventure, as Tony finds when he enters Steve's dreams. Tony is confronted with dreams of superheroes, an imagined future fantastic and terrifying in equal parts, and a Steve Rogers who knows both too much and nothing at all about him. But they're just dreams. The war is what's real… isn't it?

Someone to Last Your Whole Life by @sineala: When Tony introduces Steve to his old friend Tiberius Stone, Steve soon learns that Tony and Tiberius are more than just friends. Tony's in love, and Steve's jealousy rears its ugly head. Maybe Tiberius is bad news. Or maybe Steve's only seeing things. But Tony's happier than he's been in years, and someone's dreams are about to come true. Unfortunately, that someone just might be Tiberius.

and you said it was love by thangam: Steve wasn’t prepared for anything to really go off the rails at the gala. The Avengers were expected to go to parties like this every week, as a part of their contract with the American government. It was also not surprising that Tony would know some of the fancy rich people who came personally, considering he was a regular attendant of several other galas a week, and he ran in the same circle that most of the other attendees did. However, it was unusual for him to have a standoff with any one of the guests. This gala was different though, because, for the first time, Tiberius Stone was on the guest list.

A Common Guttersnipe by @betheflame: When Steve Rogers walks down the runway, Tony Stark stops breathing. He must have this man as a client - he can make him the biggest movie star the world has ever known. And then they meet, and Steve opens his mouth, and that accent nearly kills Tony. He makes Steve a bet - in six months, he can make even Anna Wintour think that Steve graduated from Phillips Exeter, and in return, Steve will let Tony sign him as a client. Steve takes the bet, thinking he has nothing to loose. And then he learns that the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, that he could have danced all night, and that the world will still run without Tony Stark, but goddamn if he wants it to.

Tony's Worst Ex by ilovepandas50: Fury comes to Natasha with a mission to profile Tiberius Stone. She is to infiltrate a party as Tony's +1. While SHIELD knows that Tony and the target had a previous relationship, they don't know the full extent of their relationship. After this party, they will know.

Shameless by vlbuehle: You just know there are like dozens of sex tapes of Tony circulating the internet. Steve finds one (while looking for something completely different) and is simultaneously mortified and unexpectedly turned on. Tony catches him watching it, and is very amused (and not at all embarrassed, naturally). Sex follows.

I'll See You When I Fall Asleep by citsiurtlanu: It's 1989 when Steve wakes up and realizes he's in the body of a stranger. Half a century earlier, Tony wakes up and realizes the same thing. As time passes, they continue to switch with each other at random. And despite the decades separating them, they become close - until Steve signs up for a top-secret project, and Tony realizes the truth of who he's been switching with. 616 AU inspired by Kimi No Na Wa / Your Name.

Ex-traordinary Christmas by @festiveferret: Tony is still good friends with his ex, Steve, even after four years apart, even though he's with Ty now. Until Christmas comes around, and suddenly that feels completely backwards.

unprompted by @areiton: The problem is that Steve is late, and that Tiberius fucking Stone just walked in, with a pretty redhead with bright dangerous eyes a step behind.

And I hope You Have All You Dreamed Of by Karin16: The world Steve wakes up to from ice has no need for Captain America anymore. Looking for his place in the new world, Steve gets hired as a bodyguard to the heir to Stark Industries, seventeen years old Tony Stark. Turns out it was both the worst and the best thing that could happen to him.

King of Infinite Space by ElspethDixon, Seanchai: A villain from Tony's past comes back to cause trouble for the Avengers. Maybe it wouldn't have been so easy, if things weren't already so awkward over the events of Execute Program.

Tap to Reveal by @serinah80: An old friend turns up and asks Tony for a favour. Testing out equipment that Ty Stone has problems with sounds like a time-consuming and invasive endeavor, but of course, Tony agrees to be shot up with an implant and date whoever the Disc chooses for him, nevermind that there's only one person he really wants. Besides, who would say no a string of prearranged dates with beautiful people? But then, the first date is with Steve Rogers, Tony's best friend.

Song and Dance by @arukou-arukou: Tony hasn't been feeling the schmoozing lately, especially not when Ty Stone blows in from the West Coast.

Dear Enemy by @avengersnewb: Alpha Steve and omega Tony are SHIELD agents who don't always see eye to eye, but some benefits on the side help them work things out in the most non-traditional way. Steve's jealousy after an unfortunate encounter with Ty Stone, however, makes things complicated.

Your Heart on My Skin by @avengersnewb: Tattoo artist Steve refuses to give omega Tony a tattoo that might cause him a lifetime of embarrassment, despite Ty's insistence and ends up supporting Tony in putting his life back together. Oh, and getting a chance to punch Ty? Always a bonus.

Must Be True by @avengersnewb: When the stakes are too high, Tiberius Stone offers his omega, Tony, as a little side incentive to close important business deals. Tonight’s business is an arms deal with the Avengers, and the alpha they’re meeting is Captain America.

What You Didn't Deserve by shinkonokokoro: Someone's hurt Tony. In the past. Ignored him. Abused him. Somehow. It makes Steve want to punch someone.

Old Friends at Weddings and Other Disasters by nightwalker: “Oh my god,” Tony said. He turned abruptly so he was facing Steve, turning his back to most of the rest of the room, and took a deep drink from his cup like he needed the fortification. It was Diet Coke, so Steve doubted it was going to do the job Tony was hoping for.

A King for Christmas by @iam93percentstardust: In 1867, Tony Stark flees New York after refusing to marry the alpha his parents chose for him. His money runs out in the small kingdom of Dacia, ruled over by King Steven of the Rogers line. Somehow, and he’s not entirely sure how, he ends up accepting the position of nanny to the king’s four children: Harley, Peter, Sarah, and Morgan. Tony bonds with the children easily but their father is harder to get to know. Steve is still grieving his wife’s death four years earlier. His continued mourning has turned the once bright halls into dark and somber shadows of their former glory. Tony isn’t entirely certain what he can do but he knows that he has to do something or else the whole country, so attuned to their leader, will sink into despair. He begins by reconciling the king with his young children. Meanwhile, the children have decided that it’s high time their father fall in love again—and Tony is the obvious choice. They concoct elaborate plans to force the two together, hardly realizing that Steve and Tony are falling in love, not through their shenanigans but through the quiet moments they share bonding over the love they have for the children.

your ivy grows by @complicationstoo: Tony has been trapped in an arranged marriage for years, isolated and withering under Ty's heavy hand. Until one night at a bar in Brooklyn changes everything.

Peep Show by @bladeofthenebula27: “Alright there, Sugar?” A voice came from behind him and he whipped around to see an omega with a little box of tokens. “You know you got to put one in to start right?” Steve felt his face heat. “Yes ma’am. I was just uhh—“ “First timer?” He nodded and she gave him an encouraging smile. “Well, don’t worry, there’s glass behind the curtain, so the omegas can’t bite.” Then she winked. “That costs extra.” Steve’s face got even hotter. He certainly wasn’t doing that. Steve knew he wasn't any omega's first choice, or hell, even third. But what starts as a visit to a seedy Peep Show in Manhattan ends up changing his life for good.

Punitive Measures (Met Your Match) by @bladeofthenebula27: “Gods, he’s a beast,” Tiberius said from beside him, and for a moment, Tony had forgotten he was there. “I don’t envy the omegas, he looks like he’d have a strong hand.” When the village elders bring in someone from the outside to fairly administer justice in the community, the alphas leap at the chance to send their unruly omegas to the Flagellator. Tiberius Stone can't understand why his omega keeps acting up so much.

Arranged by @notevenclosetostraight-blog: Royalty AU-- Howard arranges a match between Tony and Steve, but when Tony tries to run away with Tiberius instead, Steve goes after his betrothed and brings him home. Things are difficult between the couple at first, but an impulsive kiss leads to softer moments, and finally the arranged pair find happiness together.

Head Over Feet by Robin_tcj: It had sounded like a good idea at the time. Tony Stark, genius and heir to the Stark fortune, didn't expect to fall in love with the kind, handsome soldier he'd picked up at a bar that he had only gotten into because of a particularly well-crafted fake ID. He didn't expect to spend the best week of his life with a funny, wonderful artist who would be shipping off to war in only days. And he definitely didn't expect that soldier to die before they could even try to build something. He tries to move on with his life and find a way to feel whole, but after one too many disappointments, Tony gives up on the idea of happiness altogether. Of course, then he finds himself on a street in New York, covered in coffee and having the shock of his life.

And finally, I have one!

How to Date a Superhero Without Even Trying by @sabrecmc: Based on a prompt from a Tumblr Anon, it's 2am and Tony drunk dials his ex. He gets Captain America instead.

[velvvetcat09]

the commander’s jacket

[cloudbellsv3]

I have a serious weakness for Tony laying on the charm and flirting heavy with Steve because he likes seeing Steve flustered. It's becoming a problem. Every time I read Tony confidently attempting to seduce Steve and the corner of his mouth ticks up from Steve's reaction, I feel like I want to bounce off the walls.

[soliloquent-stark]

💛 honey whiskey by soliloquent

currently 4/8 chapters (12,2k words) // pairing: tony stark & steve rogers

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"Through it all, one person stays a constant target, like an anchor for his soul and a compass for his mind. Burning brighter than Polaris, Tony knows his wings would get burned if he flew too close. He would never dare approach — he's just admiring.

But once his mark catches his eyes and challenges the stare, Tony realizes it's not really up to him.

The man murmurs an excuse to the group, stands up, and confidently crosses the loud room. Tony barely has time to regroup his thoughts and concede the fact he's become the prey before the guy reaches him."

or: Tony Stark, a twice-divorced recovering alcoholic battling depression, unexpectedly spends a night with Steve, a mesmerizing and kind Brooklyn teacher who settles deep in his heart, despite Tony's strict no romantic feelings policy. Unbeknownst to him, Tony made the other man feel alive again, too — and Steve is nothing if not stubborn.

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[ao3-crack]

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