Rabekka

What’s the definition of productivity?

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[psychicpinenut]

"at this moment our audio recorder picks up-" and it's the most unintelligible noise you've ever heard

[wearewatcher]

this is mean

[henstomper]

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

[eclipxium]

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[ohevoyev]

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

[titsay]

i like hanging out with u

[thedankmemes]

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[camilicy]

Little goops of fun 🐹

[literary-connection]

The most terrifying thing is to accept oneself completely.

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai

Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward

(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)

[constallayetions]

Wait but also, until then, if anyone under the age of majority is challenged

Zuko fights it for them.

Which, especially in more rural towns (where Agni Kais are less of a public event and more of a fast and violent duel) is terrifying because you challenge your neighbor’s kid over a stolen chicken-fish and all of a sudden the Fire Lord is showing up???

But, those few who still challenge those who should be kids learn quickly to regret it.

[grayblebayble]

Okay but this implies that Zuko knows whenever someone challenges a kid to an Agni Kai and is there before the battle takes place.

Firelord Zuko: *wakes up in a cold sweat near midnight*

Firelord Zuko: *running down the palace hallways while still struggling to put in his pants, being chased by his team of bodyguards* I’M GOING TO HING WA ISLAND TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS SEE YOU IN A WEEK BITCHES

[enbyzukostanblog]

Random spirit: Why’d you do that to him? Isn’t it kind of a stretch for a mortal to be blessed like that?

Agni himself: I felt like it

[overlordofbisexuals]

@dead-fandom-society @evilkitten3

[yankee-doodle-danger]

how dare you leave this gold in the notes

[pentabulge]

im basically normal if you really dont think about it

[emeraldcas]

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

[tratior]

i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours

[hlumh]

what if i kissed your

forehead and told you that

you're enough.

[alleycatboy]

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

[supermariomamafucker]

My pet bacteria just walked into a puddle of hand sanitizer and died