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Welcome to my world <3

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Steve : « What’s that ? »

Tony : « Oh that’s just my to-do list ! »

Steve : « That’s just a post-it note with my name on it… ? »

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Natasha : « What’s up ton-»

Tony : « I HATE BOYS »

Tony : « THEY’RE SO USELESS »

Tony : « AND HEARTLESS TOO ! »

Tony : « I HATE THEM SO MUCH ! »

Tony : « wait. »

Tony : « …nevermind.»

Tony : « he answered.»

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Bucky : “I'm an idiot.”

Sam :

Bucky :

Sam : “If you're waiting for me to disagree it's gonna be a long night.”

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Steve : “We need a plan.”

Tony : “I have a plan.”

Steve : “It can't involve self-sacrifice.”

Tony : “..I have no longer plan.”

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*Steve in a middle of a battle* : “You stabbed Loki ?!”

Tony : “Uh, yeah. But you should've heard what he said to me!”

Steve : “What did he say?”

Tony, *in loki's voice* : “What are you gonna go? Stab me?”

Thor : *laughing quietly*

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Bruce : “So, how did you know you were attracted to men?”

Tony : “Oh you know, i looked at Steve and i was like NICE.”

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Steve : “Is something burning?”

Tony, *flirting* : “Only my love for you...”

Steve : “The toaster is on fire.”

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*Alternative universe <3!*

Natasha : “You like him don't you? Tony.”

Steve : “Everybody likes Tony.”

Natasha : “I think he likes you too, more than you do.”

Steve : “Is that your impression ?”

Natasha : “No, he told me.”

Stony as CMBYN <3

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[Clint and Tony] : *Sitting in jail*

Clint : “So, who should we call?”

Tony : “I'd call Steve, but i feel safer in jail.”

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Bucky : “I feel like we're starting to lose the ''b'' in our «bromance», bro.”

*Sam, pausing from kissing Bucky's neck* : “Hmph?”

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Tony : *Sighs*

Steve :

Tony : *Sighs harder*

Steve :

Tony : *SCREAMS*

Steve : “What do you want?”

Tony : “Attention.”

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Bucky : “Tony, what the hell are you doing?”

Tony, drunk : *Feeling Steve's hair* What the fuck this is so soft and smooth !”

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Tony, very tired : “Aw look at the big cutie cat !”

Steve : “Tony that's a raccoon.”

Tony : “I'm taking it home.”

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Tony : “I would do anything for you, you want all of New York ? I'll give it to you.”

Steve : “I want you to eat three meals a day and have a regular sleeping schedule.”

Tony : “...I will not.”

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Natasha : “All right we need to split up, Tony you come to my side.”

Tony : *walks over to Steve's side*

Natasha : “Tony, i said my side.”

Tony, with a spanish accent : “Oh, i no speak english i stay here with hot man.”

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Tony : “Okay, yeah, i love for Steve ! I have “loving” feelings for Steve. But does that mean i am in love with him? No-

Tony : “Oh my god. I'm in love with Steve !”

*Tony, to the rest of the avengers* : “Why didn't you guys tell me?!”

Bruce : “We thought you knew...-”

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*AU highschool sambucky*

Sam, stargazing : “The stars are beautiful.”

Bucky, whispering : “You're the most beautiful star.”

Sam : “What?”

*Bucky, freaking the fuck out* : “I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR!”