100% Sweater Weather

My mom says I'm special 

[danahatesyou2]

This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but she’s just acting like she doesn’t know what “a nude” is.

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

Lawful chaotic

[bob-belcher]

[bled]

[emailclub]

someone keeps airdropping me stuff and then immediately locking their phone so i cant send anything back. i just got this

[hungwy]

Kermit pussy indulgence

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[sevensables]

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

[xplodingunicorn]

[bunney]

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

[memesandlaughs]

[sugarmacaron]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

[tsolingas]

This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways

[th3diff3r3nt1]

What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

then you belong in academia 

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

[danisnotonfire-deactivated]

this isn’t very boring to me i’d like to know what the fuck a kitchen dresser is

[candiikismet]

AFROPUNK ATLANTA 2018

I met so many people and everyone was just sooooo beautiful! Our skin glistened. The sun just stood still for us. It felt like a dream. 🌹🌞

@yungdirector @mochacondaddy

[catchymemes]

What vets do behind closed doors

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

I saw the caption and was so worried for a second

[grace-and-poise-of-a-queen]

Worked in a vets for 2 years can confirm this is 1000% accurate

[make--it--gayer]

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[vladtheunfollower]

goblin screen

[littlemedievalbitch]

let them in

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

I have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]