I'm not a real person and neither is anyone else

Melina Talk to me about superheroes and video games. She/her • INFP

[cute-catts]

[tvandfilm]

You better not let him in your sad men's club. Divorced men's club.

[theswisscheeserag]

With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

[thesnadger]

Parallels.

[the-snadger]

[boytron]

[cute-catts]

[filmgifs]

崖の上のポニョ / Ponyo (2008) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[catasters]

[percyfraser]

ANNA SAWAI photographed by Christian Högstedt

[anyataylorjoys]

#she's so real

[lousolversons]

Highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd. FARGO FX | Season 1 | 2014

[rockytheeridian]

GENE WILDER as WILLY WONKA in WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971)

[slavicafire]

How old are you?

I plan to be born sometime next month

[narcissistcookbook]

thinking about how my old university's automatic email generation gave my friend Andy Ryan the email address ARYAN88

[vaspider]

Way, way back in the day, because I am ancient, our university assigned us email addresses you couldn't have changed, which included your first initial, middle initial, part of your surname, and the last five digits of your social security number. They stopped doing that after people kicked up a huge fucking fuss, but...

... I think I'd still rather have that one than your friend's. Damn.

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

My old job assigned me "cajones" and I had to very, very gently tell them that I could not and would not send professional emails with it because my email would be [email protected]

[vaspider]

I just cackled so loud it scared the dogs.

[wild-song]

My mom had a colleague whose name was something like Sara Tan and was given "[email protected]"

[traegorn]

When I was in college, Windows used to leave the username of the last user who logged in in the login form, and a bunch of my friends became obsessed with he username (not the person, just the username) of some poor young woman named (I believe) Sarah M Boomgartner.

The username was "BOOMGASM"

[ngkiscool]

I knew a person called Polly Oppenheimer, and so "[email protected]" haunted her till she finished her PhD.

[runawaymarbles]

Someone in upper management of a company I used to work for was Sally Odom

Or, according to her signature, sodom.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

back in high school I had a teacher named Jim Christie. emailing him at [email protected] was always fun

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I once had to register for an event by emailing an administrative assistant whose surname was Litburn. Her first name started with a C. You can imagine what the email was…

[riverlarking]

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) — dir. Mel Brooks

[lorddoom01]

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

[creepymutelilbugger]

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

[proteinmom]

[proteinmom]

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

[aspergrl]

GIRL

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[existentialterror]

🤔 a compelling model

[galaxyedging]

This explains everything.