Girl Almighty

let me be your goodnight

[the1975hqs]

via Jamie

[dailylilnasx]

Lizzo and Lil Nas X at the MTV VMAs.

This cleared my skin and watered my crops.

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

Omg i thought you a bitch but you're actually really cool. I thought you were a total bitch because you don't talk a lot. Just an absolute cunt. A horrible horrible rude bitch. The worst. I thought "wow this bitch is so quiet who does she think she is? She thinks she's so much better than us. I literally hate her" We cool now tho

[catbreon-draws]

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

[catbreon-draws]

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

[ohfuck-abastard-deactivated2023]

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

[cineastette]

↖ easily manipulated by dogs

[weedjoke420-blog]

*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.

[farmsuggestion]

understand farmer lingo

lol - lots of lettuce tbh - the bean harvest gtg - got to graze

[neeek-deactivated20220906]

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

A day in the life of Harry styles:

Gym

Fuck

Cry

Bellbottoms

Write about fucking and crying

Hallucination

In bed by 10

[pilesofgryles]

whenever i hit the clubs bouncers be like “I.D. please”

no problem

[ruinedchildhood]

Doodle Bear (1994)

[catastrofe]

[azzandra]

How many people crashed into this mirror before they put up that sign, do you think.

[petite-guignol]

better question: how many people accidentally stepped into the Mirror Zone

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

awful suspicious that theres quotation marks around “mirror”

[paxamericana]

[scenereport]

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

[yo-fuckers]

you had the only valid landlord ever

[jasonapham]

[enchanted-dystopia]

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

[profeminist]

[mysliceoffun]

Representation is SO important.

[marvelousbakugou]

3 different uncles at a BBQ

[daglout]

Cool uncle who smells like weed and lives in the woods but the woods are just outside town and he works out at planet fitness

Uncle who you always looked up to until you find out he’s in a cult and is also homophobic but says hes okay with the lifestyle

Moms brother

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

shoutout to peach ice tea

[lesbiantahani]

me yelling “lets GO lesbians” but following me are a bunch of calico kittens