My horns will Become my crown.

Just a woman learning to love herself one day at a time.

[stopthevoices90]

logging into Tumblr after 7 years looking at my past posts like who the fuck even was this person.

[stopthevoices90]

I need to get my thoughts out of my head.

I am in a position to where I know who I really am and I am very sure of it, but because of that I am not painfully aware that things don’t match. I know what I want to do but because capitalism I need to make money and a lot of it ,so it is either get lucky as hell and find a full time job capable of supporting myself and the medicine I so desperately need or I go back to school (which costs a good amount of money) try and get a job in a very lucrative field with just the idea of making a decent income so i can move and get my meds. I feel like either way it is going to be a good couple years before I can do anything, and I am in a living situation to where my inner self is stifled and everyday I feel like just ending it all. I guess I have to keep going. I just have to deal with the ache of looking into a mirror and hating what I see with everything in me. I just want everything to be ok, but it seems like I won’t get that lucky and I should just give up and let the earth take me back. I would be useful that way anyway.  

[catchymemes]

[astraldemise]

i hope donkey kong becomes known as the ultimate trans ally for eternity now

[astraldemise]

donkey kong said trans rights !

[astraldemise]

[ambris]

I am confused, but approving regardless

[beastialmoon]

a has-been comedian tried to get people to write to UK government to defund a trans youth Organization called Mermaids. Purely out of spite, hbomberguy decided to run a charity stream to raise money for Mermaids.

In it, he played DK Country to 101% completion. It blew up way bigger than he expected, with John Romero, Adam Conover, Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez, and even the CEO of Mermaids coming onto talk. Numerous lovely trans and queer folk came on to to talk about their experiences.

At one point, Grant Kirkhope (Donkey Kong’s VA) came on and said Trans Rights! in DK’s voice.

He beat the late last night but the stream is still going if you want to check it out. They’ve raised $343k so far.

It’s been an incredible weekend for the Trans community, and seeing everyone come out in support has been nothing short of heartwarming.

[loislane]

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

[loislane]

why do villains always mess up so badly

[ninja-pyro]

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

[cryptiboy]

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

[an-android-in-a-tutu]

Okay I absolutely love this comic but I gotta offer a correction because I got the chance to read this recently and the real context is even better: Clark and Bruce have never met at this point. Clark ended up on this yaught by accident and the people there just assumed he was Bruce Wayne making an entrance because none of them have ever met him. Clark isn’t even Superman at this point, he’s still just a twenty-something from kansas with super powers trying to figure his shit out, and he just stumbles into a billionaire’s yaught party and then foils an assassination attempt on accident. The best part is that Bruce finds out about this incident bc he obviously has surveilance on the parties he never attends and he’s just completely fucking baffled. I’m pretty sure this incident is why he knows Superman’s secret identity. What a fucking first impression. Absolutely legendary.

[pretz3l-log1c]

This extra context is amazing and makes everything all the more hilarious.

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

[mistertotality]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

[welcometonerdland-deactivated20]

[mrdittomansir]

[summonerxi]

HIS DAD IS A DITTO

I AM NOT OKAY *SOBS*

[pkmnrivals-blog]

My heart

[blackmodel]

Viviabisvisbibi OMG……… MY HEART

[ordinarymagician2222]

uh oh [x]

[aaaaahgrdkfgnkjdrkfjhj-deactiva]

it’s time

[asfts-deactivated20251120]

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

[savage-rhi]

[cheesehound]

adslkjfslkjfd’d too hard not to reblog.

[ditto616]

The Mask in The Mask is Norse. This is Aztec. I’d be more worried about vampires…

[standnamestandmaster]

[ STAND NAME ] HEY, PACHUCO!

[ STAND MASTER ] STANLEY IPKISS

[veeranger]

confirmed

[dosomethingprettywhileyoucan]

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

[deadgorl]

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

[sassysugarnyc-deactivated201904]

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

[darkcocosb-blog]

I Made $750 For Nothing

[theechrysalisamidst]

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

[earthshaker1217]

I too require money.

[fnb1223]

would like some money plz

[spacematriarchy]

reblogging bc after I saw this last time I found out that I haven’t been getting my orphan’s benefit because of an administrative issue, not because I no longer qualify, and got a whole year of back pay

[gottacatchemsome]

Reblogging because I just got a letter in the mail that there is still some money in my 401k from the job I got pettily fired from and so I’ll be getting somewhere around $650 dollars, thereabouts, in about a month.  I MEAN WHAT.  Witches of Tumblr, my hat is off to you.

[morganandmorganite-deactivated2]

With Christmas coming up I could really do with the money okay so my grandad just bought me some tabacco and spent money on me and my other half and we’re getting another £10 at some point this really works

[somekindofrebellion-deactivated]

i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere

so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”

and she says “well i pretty much just had sex with a girl so”

AND THEN DOESN’T ANSWER ME FOR AN HOUR

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT AND THEN NOT EXPLAIN IT AT ALL

[somekindofrebellion-deactivated]

update: she couldn’t answer me because was still banging the girl

[fl33c3]

I wish this wasn’t so glaringly fake cause it would be kinda funny if it were real but its not real so its not funny and I’m being redundant for the purpose of conveying shut the fuck up and don’t make up bullshit for notes

[somekindofrebellion-deactivated]

i just scrolled back three months into a conversation to prove you wrong lmao bye bitch get off my fucking post

[thisishowik-roll]

THE POST GOT BETTER

[sad-n3rd]

every time i see this i sit and read the whole thing bc it just makes me laugh. every time

[prequelmemes]

Has anyone made this joke yet?

[horrorandhalloween]

by  strongstuff

[mythoughtsdecoded]

[sexioto]

[crilbyte-deactivated20240607]

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

[villianext-deactivated20190407]

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

[novacaineandabelle]

Fffffffff let me get right on that. 

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

[blondiez-b-deactivated20171118]

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

[optimysticals]

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

[babyanimalgifs]

[evermore-fashion]

Marchesa Fall 2018 Ready-to-Wear Collection

[theletter27]

@ocarina-of-what

[cinexphile-deactivated20190801]

“Final Girls & Cinema Survivors” art series by Matthew Therrien