poopman7546

turd

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[weepylucifer]

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

[blujayonthewing]

[gazeldhazel]

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[weepylucifer]

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

[blujayonthewing]

[dogpuppy]

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[dude-the-jude]

The New York Times games and I have a doomed toxic codependent relationship

[neat-deadandlive-things]

The creature outside my window that has been building a nest all week finally had a baby!

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[real-language-facts]

pronouns is short for protein nouns

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[fallout-lou-begas]

wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[certified-cervid]

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[comikbook]

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo