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Fuck it. I'm on a Nightvale spree. Have some of my own (Shitty) Proverbs (please keep in mind I am very behind so these might have been made already...)

• Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Personality is in the mouth of the cursed skull

• A book is a lifelong friend that never lets you down until it kills the main character

• When you fall down Get back up, and curse the ground for daring to trip you

• The night sky is endless, let that terrify you

austin-heh

when I really want my favorite characters and fandoms to interact but it'd actually look frankly like a feverish dream, like "uhh The Archivist and Martin meet Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter and then they meet Arthur Lester and John Doe who somehow traveled in time and, uhh, they also get picked up by the Mechanisms and, uhh, while they travel together they land on Erid where they meet Ryland Grace and Rocky and other Eridians and, uhhh, it's being broadcasted by Cecil Palmer for Night vale, which is being listened by Mr Plant and Argos who accidentally picked up the signal on their radio and the greeks and their Gods could also be there, ig" and it's not even all

nightvaleofficial

milescrypt

oh my god i hate those writers with a superiority complex who think theyre too 'cool' to reply to comments

daisukoth

what did Gaster mean by this.

picapicax

fuck you wingdings (my 2016 tumblr girlfriend) from that one deeply obscure not very well known video game you left me (insane tinfoil hat gaster theorist) on read for years yet now you desperately want me

whatever were some kind of codependent yuri now???

hylianane

kris. kris are you mad at me. are you mad at me kris. are you mad at me for snooping around trying to figure out your little schemes. are you gonna hit me with the hockey stick again. kris. kris do you hate me. is that why you keep trying to shove me into a little box. is that why you hit me with a hockey stick. is it because i’m emotionally invested in the world you live in despite being an outside entity. is it because i make you hug ralsie a lot. is it because i’m snooping around trying to figure out your schemes. it is because i ship suselle. don’t hit me with the stick again. kris are you still mad at me. kris.

dayundying

The dark...er truth.

infectiouspiss

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

infectiouspiss

egyptianguard

homunculus-argument

Characters who were raised by wolves but somehow still learn how to speak and act human despite of having spent the key developing years without human contact are both unrealistic and frankly kind of boring and overdone by now. Imagine a character team where one of them is a (somewhat) realistic raised-by-wildlife grown feral child, and the other one is essentially a glorified handler, who manages all the people-business for both of them.

And the companion is the only other human person that the feral one trusts in any way at all. Better yet, make them clearly be romantically involved with each other. Like

"Wait, she's your wife? ...Uh, with all due respect, but can she like... Can she even consent?" "Look lad. I respect you being worried for her welfare and for being direct about that instead of circlin' around so I'm gonna be straight about it right back at you: She's bigger than me, stronger than me, and frankly, I don't think she spent much time wondering whether I'm consenting."

thecontortionistsportal

I think it’s worth a shot guys

sugarbear2001-deactivated202510

98% of the drama in Gossip Girl would be resolved if Serena and Blair were dating eachother.

elainiisms

okay but i see that female friendship from that one show in a far more lesbian way than you ever could

the-writing-trash-panda

Look at this beautiful polyamorous relationship. They all love each other so much.

But seriously let people ship what they want. Every ship, except for a few (if you ship Ruff/Tuff I will hunt you down) is beautiful and amazing in its own way.

cryptidstealingyourcreditcard

i propose a redo of race to the edge, but this time with a mature rating. imagine:

(spoilers for rtte)

actually being able to see characters deaths and wounds

more depth into snotlout and spitelouts relationship- it’s clearly not a healthy one

more depth into hiccstrid and other couples

specifically, queer couples and characters- we know gobber and snotlout are gay/bi respectively, but we never get more info on that subject

actual blood and wounds

let!!! them!!! say!!!!! fuck!!!!!

more clarification on which dragon fire hurts which dragons, and which ones don’t

blood!!

ruff and tuff clearly have things to say that are not age appropriate, let them say it

could go more in depth with the scarier side of the dragons

show the effects of characters getting wounded!!!!

just. everything about dagur.

could go more in depth with fishlegs’s anxiety?

on that note, all of the gang’s mental health- hiccup clearly overworks and blames himself for everything, astrid has obvious anger issues and pent up rage, snotlout pretends to think he’s better than everyone else to mask his cripplingly low self esteem, fishlegs 100% has anxiety or some kind of panic disorder, ruff is already canonically frustrated with being “a woman in a man’s world” and doesn’t feel appreciated enough, and tuff doesn’t seem to value his own well being very much- not to mention that he literally has hallucinations sometimes

and dagur definitely has something that causes him to be in a constant state of mania

gustav and his parents- he said his mother only notices he’s gone after the third day????

at least one person on berk has (consensually) fucked a dragon. give me some background on that.

at least half of the riders cursing like sailors

being able to show sicknesses better- the time astrid caught the scourge of odin, the time astrid got deathly poisoned, plus the time astrid went blind (astrid sure does get beat up a lot damn)

just give me all the things we couldn’t have as kids!!!! blood!!! gore!!!!!!! death!!!!!!! cursing!!!!!! gays!!!!!!!!! abusive relationships!!!!!!!!! kissing that doesn’t look awkward and forced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! monster fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is all, thank you for your time