So You're a Nerd

Promise I'm part of multiple fandoms but right now this blog is mostly just incorrect supernatural quotes and thoughts on supernatural

[stormblessed47]

Various responses to "We have a problem"

Cas: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps getting into one.

Dean: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then get out.

Sam: If you mean the flaming pillar, that's the solution to yesterday's problem.

Bobby: And it's another Tuesday, what's your point?

Crowley: You call it a problem. I call it a solution.

Rowena: Let me guess. You caused it.

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Sam: Goodnight.

Jack: Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Tonight. We will fight. Til we see the sunlight. Tik tok. On the clock. But the party don't stop-

Dean: SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Dean: Time for plan G

Cas: Don't you mean plan B?

Sam: No, we tried plan B a long time ago, and we had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Cas: What about plan D?

Dean: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half and hour ago.

Cas: What about plan E?

Sam: I'm hoping not to use it, Crowley dies in plan E.

Dean: I like plan E.

[stormblessed47]

gonna be so for real sometimes I miss Sam and Dean like they were my own family

[stormblessed47]

Sam, to Dean: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Sam:

Sam: Actually it's gonna bug me if I don't.

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Crowley: Honestly, I feel like you don't like me.

Dean: I've told you multiple times that I don't.

[justa-gremlin]

I need to be 13 watching supernatural again like I need a fucking cigarette

[stormblessed47]

uh oh i got sucked into this show as an adult what does that say about me

[sassyangelcas]

I'm now 51% through my rewatch of Supernatural and I'm already getting sad that it will end.

Probably just going to perpetually rewatch it for the rest of my life like SPN is the ouroboros of my life.

This show changed my life in ways I never thought it would when I decided to watch that first episode. What a ride.

[stormblessed47]

i ghostwrote this.

[sunshiny-rants]

early seasons Supernatural is like what if you were a changeling, a false child swapped into the crib of a family that hunts your kind. still a child but deep down, somehow, you know that there’s something off in you, you always knew even if you didn’t know, but your brother never saw it, all he knew was that you were his little brother, his responsibility, his family, and so he loved you as such. but now. now he knows, he knows that you’re the thing, you’ve always been the thing that he’s been taught to hate, been taught to hunt, been taught to kill. and your very existence is breaking down his entire belief system but if he didn’t know you. he would wanna hunt you.

[trigvts]

pov you moved a chair in a different timeline

[deanandsamalovestory]

"There will be no King of Hell."

You tell them, Sammy. That was destined to be your job, though you never accepted it as a career choice.

But it would have been cool. The Winchester brothers running Hell. :)

[deactivated-blog]

Sam + awkwardly waving (requested by anonymous)

[soapy-shampoo]

Idk how I did this tbh

[spaceblobs]

i bet the world was told the tale of how ryland grace heroically stepped up and sacrificed himself as the science specialist after the explosion. i bet his students were told that their teacher bravely chose to die to save them, all of them. ryland grace, the savior of earth.

no one will ever know he was dragged kicking and screaming. no one will ever see the cctv footage of him running, screaming, begging for his life.

the story they will be told of ryland grace, the savior of the universe, will be a bold faced lie.

and no one will know he did willingly sacrifice himself to save rocky.

no one will know he could have come home. no one will know he finally found his purpose amongst the stars.

[chalroe]

eva stratt online shopping coping mechanism

[stormblessed47]

*on one of the occasions John had the boys stay with Bobby for a time (circa 1993)*

Sam: Hey Bobby?

Bobby: What do you need?

Sam: Well, some kids were picking on me today, and not thinking about it, I told Dean.

Bobby: Go on...

Sam: He left. I'm worried he's going to go beat them up or something. Can you stop him?

Bobby: Dean won't hit a child.

Sam: He won't?

Bobby: Never.

Sam:

Bobby:

Sam:

Bobby: *runs out the door*

[queenbruv]

one thing from project hail mary the book that i really wish theyd made clear in the movie is that when grace makes the decision to save rocky instead of go back to earth, he is prepared to die. like i understand why the movie had to cut a lot from the book for pacing and it wasnt exactly necessary to include the whole sub-subplot where rocky and grace figure out that there is nothing on erid that is safe for humans to consume, but it would have been worth a passing mention at some point, because grace goes back for rocky knowing that even if rocky takes him to erid, he will still die there, because there is nothing he can eat. the only reason he survives is by eating taumoeba, which is a solution rocky comes up with only after grace saves him and admits to him that he came to his rescue fully prepared to die.

the movie really breezes past rocky's rescue and the time skip, and it never explains why choosing to save rocky is so monumental in the first place: it answers the central question grace is grappling with for the whole movie. "who would i die for?" he doesn't just go back for rocky because it's the right thing to do. he sacrifices himself to save rocky. he is ready to die if it means rocky will live.