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daughterofthesunlands

Big brown eyes on steroids.

#gil galad #rings of power

gif87a-com

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

soundlessdragon

Science

I love it

markscherz

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

abitchistireddddd

stop it steve

liminalsimian

mood:

tooiconic

His little hands at the end sent me into a frenzy of laughter.

fgrobichiko

hnmmm what if i just HHEGGDHEHHDGGEGEGGDGGDGEGEGE

tattedpetticoats

blue-to-blue

some messy celebrimbor sketches (ft. flower crowns with baby celebrían)

#celebrian #celebrimbor #this is so sweet

rosesgray

Stranger Things 5 (2025)

‘Chapter One: The Crawl’ [5.01] dir. The Duffer Brothers

sotwk

A Comparison of THRANDUIL'S TWO CROWNS:

The Woodland Crown: Arkas i Arano ("The King's Crown", Quenya)

The "official" crown that symbolized Thranduil's kingship, worn by him in court and official functions.

It was personally designed and hand-crafted by his Noldorin wife, Elvenqueen Maereth.

It is made of living oak taken from one of the oldest trees growing in the gardens of Bar Lasgalen (their home). Imbued with the Elvenqueen's magic, the crown blooms and changes foliage in tune with the Greenwood's seasons.

It is so precisely crafted to fit Thrandil's head that it cannot be worn by any other person.

The Iathrim Diadem: Tinuriendë ("Star-wreath", Sindarin)

An heirloom from Doriath crafted in the First Age. It was gifted to Oropher by Elu Thingol himself when Oropher was appointed to the King's council and elevated in status as one of the Lords of Doriath.

Oropher had a different silver-wrought crown to signify his rule over Eryn Galen (which was later buried with him), but he valued the diadem over that crown as one of his most priceless possessions.

Thranduil kept the Tinuriendë in his treasury and only brought it out on very specific occasions: whenever he rode to battle.

Thranduil wears Oropher's crown to battle to honor and memorialize his father's death in Dagorlad. It is said that the Elvenking would sooner die than permit the heirloom to be lost or taken from his head, so it also symbolized his vow to his wife and family to never die on the battlefield.

567 Days until #The Elvenking Returns

Want more SotWK headcanons?

#sotwk headcanon

#sotwk flash hc

SotWK Headcanon Masterlist

#thranduil #oropher #tolkien #these headcanons are so cool!

sotwk

A high-level outline has been created! Sneak peek/teaser below:

Estimated No. of chapters: 44 chapters divided into 6 volumes.

(Very rough) Estimated length: 80,000 words

VOL. 1: Origins: The First Age (YT 1050 - YS 590) i. Vigorous Spring ii. Lindar iii. Beauty and Grace iv. A Child of Kinslayers v. Golden Flower vi. Dragonfire VOL. 2: Founding: The Second Age (SA 1 - SA 3441) i. The Great Rider ii. In Durin's Halls iii. Ósanwë iv. The Sack of Eregion v. Bar Lasgalen vi. Ion Nin VOL. 3: Eryn Galen (TA 1 - TA 1004) [10 chapters, titles tbd] VOL. 4: Dol Guldur (TA 1012 - TA 2063) [6 chapters, titles tbd] VOL. 5: Mirkwood (TA 2210 - TA 2942) [10 chapters, titles tbd] VOL. 6: Eryn Lasgalen (TA 2951 - FA 171) [6 chapters, titles tbd]

I am sharing this to hype myself up, but if it gets anyone else besides me excited about it, that's a great bonus! :)

#sotwk headcanon

#sotwk flash hc

SotWK Headcanon Masterlist

beelsebub

He had seen the horror of Mordor and could not forget it.

THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG + UNFINISHED TALES by J.R.R Tolkien.

#thranduil #lotr

pistachi0n-deactivated20170826

Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.

Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking hilarious

Cons: They might think I’m creepy. Despite the fact that it’s public and on the Internet, it is not socially acceptable to let anyone know the extent that you creeped their archives.

taymonbeal

I hereby extend blanket permission for anyone to creep on my archive, and to like and reblog posts from it if they want to. It’s really quite flattering.

brennacedria

“it is not socially acceptable”

Wrong. It is not only acceptable but expected here. Adhere to whatever “etiquette” you will on other sites. Share and be shared here.

alarajrogers

Yeah, this isn’t a Tumblr thing. Everyone here loves it when they wake up to 97 notifications and they’re all likes and reblogs from the same person of shit you posted five years ago.

awesomebutunpractical

I love it when someone is obviously going through a specific tag of mine.

nights-at-crystarium

User that exhibits the actively curious, reblog-spamming, tag-digging behavior is an endangered species that must be preserved at all costs. No seriously I view this kinda stuff as a big, massive, yuuuuuge compliment. Please don’t let this culture die.

ohmovie

VIGGO MORTENSEN as ARAGORN The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King│2003

celamity

Nono you can't leave this in the tags:

#when I was younger I didn't understand the Aragorn thirsting#for the longest time I scoffed at those posts that were like 'Legolas is for girls; Aragorn is for women'#because I didn't find Aragorn attractive and I was the certified Elf Girlie who wasn't that interested in 'boring humans'#but once I started to get into my late 20's and now in my 30's I'm like okay no I understand now#I really truly get it now#Aragorn oozes Mature Masculinity#he's emotionally stable he's respectful and his entire presentation is full of the roughness and charisma of hard-won experience#he will build you a table he will watch the kids and he will cook you a hearty stew#he's for when you stop finding hairless men more attractive than hairy ones#he's strong he's clever he's resilient he's humble he's dependable he's resourceful he's Mr. Green Flags

#aragorn

unearthlydust

ROBERT ARAMAYO as ELROND THE RINGS OF POWER

#elrond #rings of power

helenmask

She's done

#arwen #lord of the rings

ladymisteria

I've always loved Elrond's subtly resigned, almost affectionate expression in the last gif.

Every time I can’t help but think that Elrond, at that moment, sees not Aragorn - leader of the Dúnedain and future King of the Reunited Kingdom - but again his stubborn little Estel obstinately rejecting reality.

Elrond:

Estel:

#elrond #aragorn

somadrawsart

My favorite little guys

avantegarda

video game and film fandoms will come and go for me but the Silmarillion fandom will never die. because that book came out like 50 years ago and we're all still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.