Someone give me funds and I will make an animated series /j — this is my way of saying, “WOW I am so proud of the compositing I did here”. Anyway, they’re so enemies and lovers
Here, feel free to use these for wtv. No need to credit me :p
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Someone give me funds and I will make an animated series /j — this is my way of saying, “WOW I am so proud of the compositing I did here”. Anyway, they’re so enemies and lovers
Here, feel free to use these for wtv. No need to credit me :p
he’s a lil familiar ….
Its Bill !! 🎟️
Hey Guzma fans. You might see some of @ya-boy-guzma 's or @screech-art's art circulating around. He's also been posting some Iron Lung and Darkiplier art as his recent fixation.
He groomed me. Being flat out and honest with this one. I'm only tagging the fandoms solely because of his online presence. I'm not his first victim either; I want to be the last. He might be a lesser known artist, but even then, I want everyone aware of what a shitty person he is.
Hi. Starting this off, my name is Roman. I’m 18 years old. I don’t want pity. I honestly didn’t want to make this. Literally all I want is m
HOLD HIM DOWN HOLD HIM DOWN /J Its okay Pierrot, you will get more from MC🥺
Jester's right-hand man. Getting ready for the day.
Drew more Jester cause Dadd- I mean Mommy's a diva✨ HES SO FABULOUS ARE YOU KIDDING ME. LONG HAIRS ARE SO FUN TO DRAW. WHY AREN'T THEY ALL REAL. WHERE CAN I FIND THIS CIRCUS. I NEED AN ADDRESS.
I made more! Some of these are based on real conversations I have 😭 i couldnt find any I liked for doctor forgive me
“ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴜʙɪɴᴇ.”
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This artwork is mine. Do not repost it somewhere, or claim it as your own. Reblogs are appreciated!
Somebody else made a textfic au for tfc so I had to as well bcs im an idea theif or something like that uhh pls send requests
Hey I really like their reactions especially when they're jealous haha! But what if they see the MC with another circus/anyone and they seem to be chatting...and they look quite close
THE FREAK CIRCUS SMAU
Characters: Pierrot, Harlequin, Ticket Taker, Doctor, Jester, Columbina
Ideas given by @minicatknife
Dividers by: @anitalenia
The freak circus smau masterlist
and here are the said 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 headcanons… careful with posting this since tumblr formats stuff weird / idk if you want to put a nsfw warning LMAO
• guzma’s pansexual, he thinks fine shit is fine shit. this tweet is funny asf to me because when i saw this i thought it was guzma coded
• 9 inches, uncut and non-shaved. carpet matches the drapes, dark and bushy
• prince albert piercing because this man knows. tongue piercing as well.
• high sex drive, if he wakes up with some wood you’re bouncing on that bouncing on that wood (/ref)
• he knows what he’s doing with his tongue. yes, i’ll elaborate: he will make you scream. he got a tongue piercing solely because he knows damn well he’s already good at eating and sucking, that only adds to the charm.
• also has long fingers. he’s tall and big and not only his hands but also his c— [ gets shot down by fbi agent ]
• he’s a switch, he doesn’t mind getting his turn being pillow princess but he also doesn’t mind making his partner writhe beneath him
• his favorite position is face down ass up, he likes to see it jiggle (i giggled i cant take myself seriously) OR breeding press. he likes tits and ass as much as he likes being praised
• praise kink! need i say more? it’s guzma we’re talking about
• growls and grunts, he isn’t whiny. he will hide his face in embarrassment if he does accidentally moan a little on bottom though
• (do)n’t pull his hair, he’ll take it personally (if you do it while he’s eating you out/giving you head he’ll work harder)
• guzma can be rough, sure, but he can also be gentle if asked. to be fair, he fumbles a lot, he gets nervous around people he really likes and he’ll constantly ask to make sure you’re okay until you guys finally get into it
• not really one for aftercare but he’ll try if you ask. he’ll bring you water, run you a bath or just cuddle, but usually he’ll just cuddle up to you, kiss you a bunch and snooze away
ok bye i’ve already made a fool of my 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 self here!! have a nice day
Ohhhhh myyyy...
The way I am just kicking my legs at my office job, GUZZLING THIS WITH MY EYES. HALLELUJAH, IN GUZMA APPRECIATION WE TRUST!
I totally agree on nearly, if not, everything you have written here.
And you know what, let me add that once you get this man to do aftercare, this man will demand cuddles every time after a session of doing the mattress mambo, I KNOW THAT MAN LOVES A GOOD CUDDLE. If you don't, he'll make a big show of it. "Oh so I'm just here to keep the bed warm?!" "I was kidding, bring it here." Him immediately dragging you into his arms and hugging you tight, looking both pissed off and victorious like yeah thats what I fucking THOUGHT-
Im eating so well rn
Or HES eating so well rn
Im so funny, I know
Bro i found ur pintrest i CANT EVEN MAKE THIS UP U WE'RE JUST THERE ON MY RECOMMENDED PAGE
giggling. i am everywhere guys i told you. nowhere is safe, i will be there.
IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
It's MY TURN to share Guzma headcanons! I mean, it's only fair :33
(These are just personal ones)
The way this man would give the Gordon Ramsey treatment to some of his adult grunts when they're acting stupid but get way noticeably gentler with the younger ones. He is by no means taking on a fatherly role, more like maybe the big brother or like that grungy uncle that shows up at the fam reunion that drinks way too much but stands up for you haha
If he finds out some of his younger ones had vapes, he does a room sweep and goes on a rant that it's not good for them YADDA YADDA RESPONSIBLE ADULT LECTURE, and then one of the older grunts are like, yo can I still smoke, and he just goes DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?
This man can and cannot keep up with trends. The things he'll know and don't know varies randomly. (Guzma: "hell if I know what a Labubu thing is?" or randomly saying "in da club, we all fam") if his grunts post tiktok, there's a chance you'll see him in the background, either looking like a mess or staring at them and wondering why the heck they're dancing or something
Show him a meme on the phone and he'll grab it, stare at it, laugh, and give it back while saying he doesn't get it
Probably asks the lightest grunt to step on his back because he keeps slouching, and he'll sound like it's hell on earth but complain when they get off like what are you doing get back on ya almost got it - then scream bloody murder even louder and, yeah he's doing this on purpose
Hope you're having a great day so far!
OH MY GOD LABUBU MENTIONED?? Those dolls ruin friendships keep bro AWAY from them!!!!
Im doing great omg sorry for late reply AHDBTBT I was traveling for my cousin's graduation
TY for the scrumptious meal MWAH
I’m actually cacklinggg oh my god. i can imagine doing all of those things. i also can imagine him in the back of some of the girls doing dance trends looking at the camera like a little creature. example:
BROO he probably walks in on thirst traps and reads Bible verses just for the bit
Probably switches the Bible every time so some poor store clerk is like so worried bcs why tf is GUZMA from TEAM SKULL buying 7 bibles from different religions
It's MY TURN to share Guzma headcanons! I mean, it's only fair :33
(These are just personal ones)
The way this man would give the Gordon Ramsey treatment to some of his adult grunts when they're acting stupid but get way noticeably gentler with the younger ones. He is by no means taking on a fatherly role, more like maybe the big brother or like that grungy uncle that shows up at the fam reunion that drinks way too much but stands up for you haha
If he finds out some of his younger ones had vapes, he does a room sweep and goes on a rant that it's not good for them YADDA YADDA RESPONSIBLE ADULT LECTURE, and then one of the older grunts are like, yo can I still smoke, and he just goes DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?
This man can and cannot keep up with trends. The things he'll know and don't know varies randomly. (Guzma: "hell if I know what a Labubu thing is?" or randomly saying "in da club, we all fam") if his grunts post tiktok, there's a chance you'll see him in the background, either looking like a mess or staring at them and wondering why the heck they're dancing or something
Show him a meme on the phone and he'll grab it, stare at it, laugh, and give it back while saying he doesn't get it
Probably asks the lightest grunt to step on his back because he keeps slouching, and he'll sound like it's hell on earth but complain when they get off like what are you doing get back on ya almost got it - then scream bloody murder even louder and, yeah he's doing this on purpose
Hope you're having a great day so far!
OH MY GOD LABUBU MENTIONED?? Those dolls ruin friendships keep bro AWAY from them!!!!
Im doing great omg sorry for late reply AHDBTBT I was traveling for my cousin's graduation
TY for the scrumptious meal MWAH
okay so @rabellerabbit and @str4wb3rrys1mp have requested i post my stupid guzma drawing that i drew in the midst of drivers ed, the art could be considered suggestive so it will be under the cut!
sleepy guzma w his choking hazard boxers but it sucks because i didnt have a reference LOL
I love it here I'm eating GOOD