she’s the beast in my bones

used to be Gillian Anderson centric but has since become a bit of a mess

[drugstoreperfumemp3]

“They won’t tell you fairytales of how girls can be dangerous and still win. They will only tell you stories where girls are sweet and kind and reject all sin. I guess to them it’s a terrifying thought, a red riding hood who knew exactly what she was doing when she invited the wild in.”

— Nikita Gill (via meanwhilepoetry)

[amortizing]

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

[ommanyte]

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

[theacedragon]

Someone’s probably already done this, but alignment chart of “realistic” cgi or cgi that tried to stay as close to the original as possible. I don’t not take constructive criticism

[tankaramo]

me: i like this thing! my brain: excellent, it’s your reason to live now. you won’t be able to think about anything else for a few days, weeks or even months. talking about virtually anything else will be a nightmare, but so will be talking about The Thing, because no one shares your level of enthusiasm. have fun!

[uberfluss]

I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must've been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible

[uberfluss]

the breeder told me he's been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd the new morphs he's working with are amazing with the regular white orange and snowflakes he's working with something that gives. them a blue tone they're gorgeous

[greenbaconsmoothie]

I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish

[gorgonapologist]

julia oldham, why are there no great female werewolves?

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

[drreamerss]

the mentality of “oh well, i’ll probably never see these people again.” has genuinely helped me with my anxiety in social situations so much. like literally… fuck it who cares anymore.

[dumatki]

Another thing thats helped me is “even if they do think its weird, at least they’ll have an eventful story to tell to whoever theyre coming home to”

[first-ex-wife]

a plot idea for Stranger Things season 4:

Steve and Robin meet this really cute bisexual girl and they spend the whole season vying for her affection

it’s me. I’m the cute bisexual girl. @ Steve & Robin I want you both, vie for my affection

the plot twist is this girl has a girlfriend already, and while they thought to confirm her sexuality, they did not think to confirm her availability, they remain single and idiots

[skellydun]

facts that i know for sure:

I’m gay

It’s too hot outside 

[raveneil-deactivated20220513]

fanfiction is so wild cause im like…..ugh im not in the mood to read a book…..i’ll just read an 82k word fic instead……

[brawltogethernow]

Look…. To start a book… You have to make room in yourself for new characters and worlds. Do I look like I have the emotional energy for that? Do I look like I can trust like that right now? Just show me the things I already know pay good returns on my investment, except I also want to read something new so I guess they can be in a coffee shop this time.

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:

[fringeofmadness]

Bedelia du Maurier Based on Moët & Chandon: White Star by Alphonse Mucha and S3 promo photos. Previously: Francis Dolarhyde: Boldly Becoming

[kat--writes]

Winona Ryder is really out here giving interviews saying she may have “over acted” as her character Joyce Byers since she hasn’t gotten any nominations for awards since the show premiered, after she spent the last 3 years chugging water bottles on set to stay safely hydrated because she would have to be sobbing for 10 hours a day and I just seriously want to make a new awards show and nominate her 10 different times because she fucking deserves it 

[batboyblog]

I think a big part of it is that women in movies/TV in situations like this are written one of two ways. Either they’re a badass, like Ripley in Aliens or Sarah Conner in T2. Or she cries and falls apart. Joyce falls apart AND is tough, he cries and is going out of her mind but that’s not “womanly weakness” it’s not a reason a man can sideline her. She doesn’t get over it in a sequence and gets all badass, she’s messy and emotional the whole way, because she’s human. Even though she’s emotional she does what she needs to do, she’s badass and emotional. That’s not allowed, women can’t be two things at once in Hollywood.

[alucardsinep]

tf is up with crowley’s pockets

HIS HANDS DON’T FIT IN THEM JKDFHSDJKFHS

[devilsss-dyke-deactivated202202]

He wears women’s trousers. Leave him alone.

[santhomedusae-deactivated202006]

#crowley (in my fic) 6000 years ago when aziraphale first invented pockets:#haha neat it’d be a shame if something were to ~happen~ to them#crowley now: heCK#local demon cannot stop inconveniencing himself with own wiles (via @dwarven-beard-spores)

[sexycraisinthanos]

Crowley: I will make all women’s pockets smaller so they’ll have to spend more money on purses and fall victim to capitalism, can i get a wahoo

Crowley literally the next day: Oh tight, look at those skinny jeans

[frodo-baggins]

not to go all cringe on main but fictional characters have genuinely helped me through some of the worst shit in my life n i’ll forever be grateful to fiction for giving me comfort when i’ve needed it most